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this blog is a shitstorm tbh

[kalicohh]

spring days are made for fresh breezes and sparkling eyes

[ha-y-deactivated20240724]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[curseworm]

human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

[acoolguy]

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

[questions-within-questions]

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

[district3-deactivated20230204]

bastard pride flag! for when you are just an absolute fucking bastard

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

Do this and Tony the Tiger will come to your house and kill you

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

I don’t know why I thought Tony the tiger was the Gatorade mascot

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

Damn thats Powerade

[steelreservehighgravitylager-de]

[un-euph0ric]

[xkristea]

[cheap-pack-of-cigarettes]

*At Disneyland, in the teacups*

JB and Jinyoung: {spinning a little and talking}

BamBam and Yugyeom: {fly past them spinning as fast as they can, screaming}

[saltydesu]

nah jb would be in a competition with the maknaes to see who could spin it faster

[mrdanilov]

[deku-smash]

I still can’t get over how Naruto is literally named after the little pink spiral thingies you get in ramen noodles

the western equivalent would be like naming your kid fucking Crouton

[deku-smash]

MY NAME IS CROUTON AND IM GONNA BE PRESIDENT SOMEDAY BELIEVE IT

[succubusboyfriend]

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

[harbcozy]

they had to make “final blows on surefour” a separate stat fsgdfhgjghgfgffhg

[peppersteak]

thank u reinforce for defending the fuck outta shanghai

[disgustedorite]

this is the funniest thing I have ever seen someone say on roblox

[clpdee]

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

[clpdee]

[clpdee]

are you kidding

[sassy-spoon]

you named your fucking cat concrete

[cadaverkeys]

artist power move: “you HAVE TO tag this as me/kin/id”