[saltyemo]

damn where y’all at

[saltyemo]

waiting for my awful internet to download a game [insert snazzy photo of a skeleton in sunglasses here]

[twilightmcments]

back 2 school

[saltyemo]

i try to say some soft ass shit to jennie and she immediately tells me to shut the fuck up 😤

[saltyemo]

catch michael and i throwing fists tomorrow in the park over the terrible film chicken run

[saltyemo]

did anyone else ever realize that chicken run was an awful film

[twilightmcments]

how dare you

[saltyemo]

this blog is anti chicken run

[saltyemo]

did anyone else ever realize that chicken run was an awful film

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

oh to be a little bumblebee sitting on a dandelion

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

i don't even know what i would do if i had an outie belly button. i think i would have just given up on everything by now

[saltyemo]

wassup wassup

[saltyemo]

here I am, yelling at the void

[saltyemo]

this heatwave has made me realize i won’t survive 5 minutes in hell so it’s time for me to pull it together

[saltyemo]

at what time is a man allowed to go to bed

[saltyemo]

i’d love to be the clown fish decal on the hand soap bottle. you know the one

[saltyemo]

my name is luke and i am a bar of soap while god is a girl in acrylic nails with a knife. find me on gh @afterglcw

[oneirocartographer]

a hat that says THE ATTITUDES OF WOMEN AND FISH TOWARD ME ARE TOO VARIED AND COMPLEX TO BE ACCURATELY DESCRIBED ON A HAT

[niceferatu]

I liked your post because I love you but I did not reblog it because you are insane and I have no idea what you are talking about