[saltysnailkween]

I love how post Breath of the Wild and Smash Bros Zelda fan art be like 🍑🍑🍑

[saltysnailkween]

ME: *thinks about Professor Layton*

MY BRAIN: nice.

ME: big hat.

MY BRAIN: nice :)

[saltysnailkween]

Big bitch Bulma be trippin’

[soracities]

who else is in the mood to walk barefoot over the moors in a blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish in ur soul and wet leaves in ur hair while the wind blows moodily and dramatically?

[bumble-b-goode]

can we all get mcdonalds afterwards

[soracities]

we all deserve it so yes absolutely. my treat

[saltysnailkween]

😴 nap time

[saltysnailkween]

This is a mess but I can not bring myself to work on it anymore @_@ merry Christmas!

[saltysnailkween]

It’s called fashun sweaty😘

[saltysnailkween]

Should I get Let’s Go?

[saltysnailkween]

Quick Jubilee.

[saltysnailkween]

Please tell him you like his tie.

[saltysnailkween]

Stay hungry my friends 🤙

[saltysnailkween]

Cute Futaba doodle.

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

every word out of guillermo del toro’s mouth is the most hardcore thing i’ve ever heard and he says it all so casually like he doesn’t even realize how much of a gothic visionary he is 

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

“Since childhood, I’ve been faithful to monsters. I have been saved and absolved by them, because monsters, I believe, are patron saints of our blissful imperfection, and they allow and embody the possibility of failing”

I STILL THINK ABOUT THIS EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE

[johnnycrass]

your vibes m’lord………

[laughconfetti]

Check them for me, court jester

[normal-ghost]

(faint jingling, followed by a loud thud)

[j0rrated]

i have NPC energy cause most of my replies consist on

ok

NICE

hell ye!

no…….

yes?

sdfghjhghjkjDFGHJKGHJJDFGSS

thank you so much!

fuck!

[j0rrated]

more reasons im a NPC:

if i stand still for too long i start doing idle animations 

will only talk to people if they start conversation first 

my walking speed is too fast to be walking and too slow to be running

if you talk to me too many times i start repeating dialogue

if you do a small favor for me i will follow you around without questions

i will drop a lot exposition if you ask

sometimes i get stuck on doors

you may stand in a straight line from me holding a corpse but its more than 10 meters so i will not notice

low HP

[tokai-teio]

[saltysnailkween]

*Honks in snail*

🐌🍔

[statictay]

I aspire to be like Gomez Addams because I want nothing more then to run around my house with a sword and love the hell out of my spouse