[saltyspitooon]

See, a bug vacuum would be nice.. until you have to change the filter.

[saltyspitooon]

real conversation between uncle and his friend

"how cold is it outside?"

"it's not, it's just a little below freezing."

which is a valid statement for this time of year. sooo.. screw you guys who have warm weather. I'm jealous :(

[h4ilstorm-deactivated20190103]

[fckyeahundergroundhiphop]

[saltyspitooon]

Okay. Seriously, feminists piss me off sometimes. All of this controversy with Blurred Lines is stupid. It's a fucking song. I'm pretty sure he didn't write a fucking song to insult women and take sexual assault as a joke. IT'S. A. SONG. Jump off your high horse and get over yourself

[saltyspitooon]

fucking calculus fuck you and your limits i don't fucking need you

[saltyspitooon]

LEGEND OF KORRA BOOK 2 COMES OUT ON FRIDAY!

oh. my. god.

[saltyspitooon]

where my men at?

where's a good place for guys to shop online that isn't too expensive? Something like jackthreads or plndr.

[my-teen-quote]

[saltyspitooon]

OKAY so, I wore my wutang shirt today in hopes that I would get a compliment and spark up some conversation about music, make a friend at UIC, whatever. right? Nothin. but I go on the subway and some random black dude does exactly that. talked to him for about 30 minutes about good music. Come on UIC pull through!

[saltyspitooon]

Allll moved in to the apartment. crazy how time flies

[saltyspitooon]

Ohhhh so you "hate everyone"? You're so edgy and cool..

[mywhisperedcolors]

[saltyspitooon]

Damn.. spark in the park lineup sucks. Chance the Rapper's voice pisses me off and I'm indifferent towards Kendrick Lamar. Don't even know who Frankie Knuckles is or J Larroc.. and I haven't listened to Griz. Fuuuuck

[saltyspitooon]

beauxbatons:

oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity

[beesmilk-deactivated20160602]

[life1nmotion]