Thelonious Jagger Kippen Deserves the World

ariana - 20s - she/they - bi - ao3 - fic recs - it, dexter (any & all), tua, stranger things, shameless, andi mack 💙🐛🌈

[renthony]

I gained multiple followers and then immediately lost them after posting a few things, so let me take a moment to clarify the following:

* On this blog we love and respect and affirm ace and aro people. Exclusionists get fucked; you’re not “discoursing,” you’re just being abusive.

* On this blog we love, respect, and support sex workers. Sex work is real work.

* On this blog we do not support censorship or the policing of appropriately-warned-for content. When it comes to content that is properly warned for, we adhere to the policies of “don’t like, don’t read” and “your kink is not my kink, and that’s okay.”

That clear?

[volatilevale]

how life feels when there's a sicko on the same disgusting freak wavelength as you

[sayhellotokathy]

I lived through the swine flu, Y2K, first black president, 9/11, a royal wedding, the death of Michael Jackson, Osama's death & now 8/23/11 eastcoast earthquake. My life is fucking swag bro.

2012 I’m fucking ready…come at me!!!

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[inconspectus]

once my therapist said I used very uncommon and creative phrases and adjectives and i just did not have the heart to tell that Old Lady From A Foreign Small Town that I was translating tumblr speech into our language. so I was like yeah... must be from the books I read...

like girl we have an army of scholars over at tumblr.com crafting our language it's not just little old me I swear

[copperbadge]

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

[digitaldiscipline]

Me: "I am getting a good grade in patient, which is normal to want and possible to achive."

My Doctor: "Please stop that."

[blackwoolncrown]

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[maalidoesart]

happy pebble pride

[iridescent-sunshine]

I've never met anyone who's issues with transgender people couldn't be solved by minding their own business.

[cholvoq]

weight of the world.

[lierdumoa]

Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

[lierdumoa]

#on the one hand I understand that some people don’t want to read smut

Like 85% of tumblr users hate and loathe embarrassment based comedy with every fiber of their beings, but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure their audience that the embarrassing scenes are skippable.

Lots of people dislike tragedy but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure the audience that the death and grieving scenes are skippable.

Stop trying to pass off self-censorship as “accommodation.” Stop trying to pass off pandering as “inclusivity.”

Your audience can smell your fear, and it smells rancid.

[angelicguy]

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[hellenhighwater]

Water goblin

[hellenhighwater]

Wet Beast Wednesday

[bunjywunjy]

Are ya a proshipper

nice to know that in this day and age where new and increasingly unfathomable horrors are announced on the news daily, there are still people arguing online about fictional characters kissing

[sexhaver]

not my pic but this is the cleanest Storrowing i've ever seen. hats and roofs off to this unknown rental truck driver for full sending it with 0 hesitation

[birdsareblooming]

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

[birdsareblooming]

holy shit is that kate bush

[al-pyon]

does it count if the incline is vertical cause i just saw a mouse running up a clock

[birdsareblooming]

kate butsh is running up a building i am not impressed with your pitiful rat

[segamascott]