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So I had to return a book to the library today and I came straight from the horse farm. I went to the front desk because it was an item on loan from another library and I wasn’t sure if it had to be checked in differently. The librarian said no, it could get returned in the normal slot but she could take it and check it in right away.
It was only when I got back to the car that I realized I had walked into the library covered in dirt from head to toe and handed back a book about grave robbing.
I guarantee you that was the highlight of their day.
(from @ruffboijuliaburnsides)
The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.
walking through a doorway like “damn, another one lost to the threshold fae”
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I’d accept this as a ticket. In fact, show me more!
Heart of the Ocean part 7
Pairing: Merman!Bucky Barnes x Reader x Selkie!Steve Rogers Words: 665 Warnings: Mentions of blood and dead people A/N: If you want to be tagged in future chapters/works, feel free to send me an ask. Please leave feedback/reblogs. If you liked this please consider donating to my Ko-Fi or Patreon account, links are available in my bio.
Once y/n had woken from her slumber and stumbled to the bathroom, Steve and Bucky slipped from the room to drag Brock’s body none too gently down to the beach and hid it in a patch of vegetation by the dock to dispose of later. Then they went back in and wiped the dried blood from the tiles.
By the time they had finished, y/n was walking down the stairs, dressed in fresh denim shorts, white cotton tank top, and a dark blue bikini with flipflops. She smiled warmly at the two men as she made her way to the kitchen, calling out, “What would you like for breakfast, waffles or pancakes?”
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Heart of the Ocean part 6
Pairing: Mer!Bucky Barnes x Selkie!Steve Rogers x Reader Words: 965 Warnings: Violence, guns, death A/N: If you want to be tagged in future chapters/works, feel free to send me an ask. Please leave feedback/reblogs. If you liked this please consider donating to my Ko-Fi or Patreon, links are available in my bio.
Steve and Bucky swam leisurely to the reef where they had agreed to meet with their friends, even taking the time to hunt a little. Although they didn’t like being away from y/n, they reveled in being back in the water. By the time they reach their meetup spot Sam and Natasha are already there, tossing a kelp ball between them.
Natasha had a tail as vibrant as her red hair, the only difference is her tail had had flecks of gold interspersed between the red, while Sam’s tail was blue-gray with flecks of green. Both of them smiled widely upon seeing the pair approaching and went to meet them, exchanging hugs before going back to their game, now with two more players.
It felt good to catch up. Especially since they hadn’t seen their old pod mates since Nat had given birth to an adorable little boy two years ago.
Steve and Bucky were smiling and laughing the way they always did, but Natasha, ever observant, could see that they weren’t the same and called them out on it. “Alright, what’s going on? You look as if half your hearts aren’t here,” she says as they perch on some soft moss covering coral.
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Heart of the Ocean part 5
Pairing: Merman!Bucky Barnes x Selkie!Steve Rogers x Reader Words: 435 Warnings: None A/N: If you want to be tagged in future chapters/works feel free to send me an ask. Please leave feedback/reblogs. Feel free to check out my Ko-Fi/Patreon, links are in my bio.
The past week had been so serene it was like a dream or a fairytale. Steve and Bucky had spent as much time as possible in Y/N’s home, watching her cook and take care of the various animals that came to her for help. Seeing the gentle way she worked to cause them as little distress as possible warmed the merman and selkie’s hearts. However that morning during breakfast they announced that they had to return to the water for a while. They had made plans to meet some of their friends at the reef nearby to catch up, and they wanted to find some treasures to bring back to her, but she didn’t need to know that just yet.
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Heart of the Ocean part 4
Pairing: (Mer! AU Selkie! AU) Merman!Bucky x Selkie!Steve x Reader Words: 661 Warnings: None? A/N: If you wish to be tagged in future chapters/works, feel free to send me an ask. Please leave feedback/reblogs. Please check out my Ko-Fi and Patreon, links are available in my bio.
When y/n woke the next morning she was slightly disoriented. They must have moved during the night because she remembers Steve and Bucky cuddling together, but now she was sandwiched between their warm bodies. Wiggling out from between them proves more difficult than she had thought, especially with two pairs of strong arms wrapped securely around her waist.
After some more wiggling, she manages to free herself from their grasp and walks into the trees to relieve herself. When she gets back both men are wide awake and looking around frantically, Steve is already halfway out of his tail by the time he spots her. Once she reaches them both hold out their hands for her, pulling her into a warm embrace.
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Heart of the Ocean part 3
Pairing: Mer!Bucky x Selkie!Steve x Reader Words: 1245 Warnings: Injured Bucky and mention of naked Steve, if I missed anything please let me know so that I can fix it A/N: If you would like to be tagged in future chapters/works please feel free to send me an ask and please leave feedback/reblogs. Also feel free to check out my ko-fi and patreon accounts, links are available in my bio.
Steve and Y/N sat on the beach, watching the dark shape swiftly swimming towards them. Soon a dark head appeared above the water, swiftly followed by a tanned, muscled torso and a powerful blue tail that glittered silver in the light. Y/N tried to pull her hand from Steve’s grasp, not wishing to offend his mate, but Steve’s grip held firm.
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Heart of the Ocean part 2
Pairing: Stucky x reader Words: 659 Warnings: none A/N: Omg I can’t believe it took me so long to update this, thank you all so much for your patience. If you would like to be tagged in future chapters/works feel free to send me an ask and please leave feedback/reblogs. Also feel free to check out my ko-fi and patreon, the links are available in my bio.
On a small island, there is a beach largely concealed by volcanic rock, with large eroded holes that serve as skylights and lush vegetation, laden with myriads of edible fruits and nuts.
In the middle of the normally still water there is a disturbance; small ripples accompanied by bubbles. Moments later a blond head emerges, swiftly followed by the rest of the strong, lithe form carrying an unconscious young woman in his arms.
Steve moved towards the shore with inhuman speed and grace. He gently lay her down on the sand out of the way of the water gently lapping at the ground beneath. Pressing his fingers tenderly against her wrist, he could feel the weak pulse of blood moving through her veins. Relieved by this discovery, he slowly dragged himself up next to her. With a deep, steadying breath he placed his hands over her chest and pushed down firmly three times before pinching her nose and tipping her head back to blow air into her mouth.
As he pulls away, the girl convulses, water streaming from her nose and mouth. He swiftly turns her on her side so she would not choke on the liquid being expelled from her lungs. Before she can open her eyes, Steve slides back into the water and swims to a rock nearby that is just big enough to hide his body behind but still allow him to watch her.
He watched as her lashes fluttered open and she slowly sat up, taking in her surroundings with wide, doe-like eyes. As she craned her neck to survey what she could see her eyes landed on the blond selkie. She gave a startled “Oh!” of surprise.
She slowly moved closer to the waterline, stopping right where the ocean met the shore. There she sat down and crossed her legs beneath her with a shy smile. “Hello,” she croaked out, her voice raspy from the saltwater she had inhaled. “My name is y/n, what’s yours?” she asked softly.
Under normal circumstances, Steve might have hidden further behind the rock, but there was something different about this woman, something that made him trust her. “Steve,” he replies, slowly inching out above the rock.
“It’s nice to meet you, Steve. Are you the one who saved me? Brought me here?” she asks curiously.
Steve could feel heat flooding his cheeks and his lips pulling into a wide smile as he nodded his head vigorously. By now he was half-way unhidden, but if the woman noticed anything odd, she did not comment on it.
“Thank you,” she says softly, her lips mirroring his smile.
“You’re welcome,” he replies. “What do you remember, y/n?” Steve asks, swimming steadily closer, almost as if his body had a mind of its own.
At this, the woman’s face clouds over as she tries to stretch her memory. “I was on a boat…” she recalls slowly. “I was on my way home when a storm struck…the waves were rough…I lost my footing and fell into the water…I couldn’t figure out which way was up…then there were faces in the water…I was hit over the head…and then everything went black…”
By now Steve was sitting next to her, his tail still in the water, but his torso was uncovered. He slowly reached out to touch her hand. When she did not flinch he gently entwined their fingers. “I’m so sorry…” Steve whispered.
Y/N merely nods, her eyes starting to slip closed from exhaustion and her head drooping. As her head lands on Steve’s shoulder, a feral hiss echoes throughout the cavern, startling her wide awake. “What was that?” she asks Steve.
“That is Bucky, he’s my mate,” Steve says with a tone that’s halfway between adoration and exasperated as he looks at the shadowy figure in the water swiftly moving towards them.
“Uh oh,” she gulps, feeling complete as if she had just walked out of the frying pan and into the fire.
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Heart of the Ocean part 1
Words: 648 Warnings: Protective Stucky A/N: This was inspired by an anonymous prompt; I hope you like it anon. If anyone wants to be tagged in future parts/works feel free to send me an ask and please leave feedback/reblogs
Deep below the ocean waves in the warm waters of the Mediterranean two figures swim side by side.
“That was some storm last night, I couldn’t get a wink of sleep with all the cross-currents,” Steve says, running his hands through light blond hair, the perfect counterpoint to his black and grey seal tail.
“Well, I slept like a rock. Hey, do you wanna visit the coral reef to see if there’s anything interesting to scavenge from that boat that went down?” Bucky answers, tucking a stray brunet hair back into place behind his ear with the minimal light reflecting off of the iridescent blue scales of his powerful tail.
Steve shrugs with a smile, linking their fingers together. “Sure, sweetheart. Lead the way.”
Steve and Bucky had been together for most of their lives, ever since Bucky had rescued Steve from a shark that wanted to eat him. It came as no surprise to anyone when the two turned out to be mates. Steve was a selkie and Bucky a merman. They were an odd pair, but no one could deny the love between the two.
They had just entered the coral reef when the sounds of jeering merfolk reached their ears. Intrigued, the two slowly swam towards the sound. They reached a small ridge and looked down into the valley. A group of young merfolk were dragging along an unconscious human between them, laughing at how easy it was to capture her. The sight was common enough; merfolk would hunt unsuspecting humans and eat them for dinner. It had been that way for thousands of years and would be so for thousands more. It was only right considering the way humans hunted them in return.
Bucky himself had participated in his own fair share of human hunts, but this was different. Even from the ridge where he and Steve hid, Bucky could see that this girl was no threat. He jumped when Steve’s tail touched his own and looked over at his mate. There was a burning fire in Steve’s eyes that the merman had not seen in some time.
“We have to rescue her, she’s done nothing wrong,” Steve’s voice was low but heated while his tail whipped furiously from side to side.
“Steve, I don’t know if that’s a good idea. Humans are dangerous-” Bucky tries to plead with Steve, but Steve abruptly cuts him off.
“Fine, stay here then, but I’m going to save her,” Steve starts to move away, getting ready to charge in.
Bucky grabs onto his arm and pulls him back to his side with a long-suffering sigh. “Okay, I’ll help save her. But we need a plan, and we’ll have to act quickly. Here’s what we’re going to do.” Bucky explains his plan while Steve nods, keeping an eye on the group of mers who were moving steadily further away.
“AAAHHHH!” Bucky is nothing but a blur of blue and brown as he charges through the small group of mers, sharp teeth bared in a feral snarl.
Startled, the group drops the unconscious girl and scatters. The largest of them, and clearly not the smartest fish in the school turns on Bucky, getting ready to attack him. Bucky had armed himself with sharp rocks that could serve as knives. The young merman launches himself at the brunet, who easily avoids the attack. They trade a flurry of blows, drawing the others from their hiding places to watch the duel. In all the commotion no one notices Steve swim up to the girl, draw her into his arms and swim her to safety. Once Bucky sees that Steve is out of harm’s way, he deals a final blow to the young merman’s temple with a hissed, “Never come after my mate again!”, before swimming away just as fast as he’d arrived.
If only he knew just how right he was…
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