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Priv/sel Bart Lemming from F-Zero: GP Legend (ft. FEH verse). Low activity. Sideblog to cavaliant. Rules | About | Verses | Tags

[salviasplendens-a]

I had thought before about eventually making this a multi because I do want to write Jack and Ryu too but--I don’t even write Bart really lmao. And I’d have to figure out how to toss them in other verses as well 🤔

[buckykingofmemes]

someone just asked me how old i am but buddy.  i genuinely do not remember

[salviasplendens-a]

Time travel verse where Falcon Ryu comes back in time and runs around trying to fix everything but then Bart is also still alive at this point and running around as Falcon so one day they run into each other like shockedpikachu.jpg and Ryu tries not to fucking bawl while Bart is just like this isn’t another Blood Falcon right what the fuck is going on

[salviasplendens-a]

I spent so much time trying to figure out how to make Falcon work in FEH land in general that I never really thought about like...what his reaction would be to the events of the main story or what his role in it would even be. Like...Hel??? Fairy dreamland??? He’s too old for this (ignoring the fact that he’s not even 50 yet, he feels old).

I know the story has the Summoner right there on the scene with their warriors, but Bart might not be capable of that depending on how much magic can do for his body’s condition. He doesn’t get bummed out about being useless or anything because things are what they are, he doesn’t regret the actions that led up to this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ In the case that Askr works its weird magic and and restores his body to its healthy pre-death condition then yes he’ll come along.

I don’t know if he’d go for the whole white and gold hooded summoner getup but Bart is someone who actually is used to obscuring part of his face when he’s out and about. Inside the castle he’s more relaxed and doesn’t bother with a helmet or anything since it’s not like he has to keep the two identities (Bart vs. his masked persona) distinct and secret from the people he works with, but I doubt he’s told anyone about how Bart wasn’t his original name because...it never really comes up? He’s used to introducing himself as “Bart” and had been doing so for years before he died, going back to being “Andy” feels weird, particularly in this land where everyone who ever had a connection to Andy Summer is gone anyway.

[salviasplendens-a]

Bart’s summoner verse has now been changed from “v: crimson flower” to “v: scarlet sage” even though the first one was just a ref to ep 38′s title, thanks a lot water emblem five apartments :/

And now back to your regularly scheduled waiter-ing

[salviasplendens-a]

Unfortunately 3h totally ripped me off so my “crimson flower” verse tag might need to be replaced now to avoid any confusion :/ I say to all three of you

[salviasplendens-a]

Time to cook some noodles

[salviasplendens-a]

Stares at cookbook recipe consisting of four whole squashes just smashed together. Stares into camera tome.

[salviasplendens-a]

Guess who can actually run a proper café in Askr now

[salviasplendens-a]

[linmanuelshousecat]

Coffee porn.     (Cinemagraphs and gifs from this cool article.)

[dougiejfalcon]

Captain Falcon alternate costume idea…!

Sakurai.

Sakurai please.

[dougiejfalcon]

Honestly, what if he just completely forgot about the helmet one day…

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Doodles

(The second pic is Zootopia’s clip parody)

[salviasplendens-a]

shiplikemyhelmet‌:

“Heard this was the place to go for curry.” The Hunter lied.

Well, not entirely; she did enjoy Terran food.

Not everyone had to be privy to her hunts.

“Well then, you’ve come to the right place.” Curry was his specialty, after all.

“Are you here to see a race as well?” Most of his patrons were, this place being what it was. “Or maybe just stopping by?”

[salviasplendens-a]

@galdrgraced (HONEY NUT COFFEE)

Hmm. That face his frequent visitor was making wasn’t exactly the most enthused-looking one, and Bart couldn’t blame him. Maybe it was still too bitter?

“Would you like to add some milk or cream to it? There’s almond milk, if you’d prefer...and another cake on the end of the table if you’re here for one again.”

[dougiejfalcon]

That salt tho.