story of my life

this is it

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I want to travel a good few decades forward on the TARDIS to dig up my bones and do the Hamlet skull scene w/ my own skull

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so very fucking happy that my comrade ended the high altitude sit-in after 336 days

I decided to fly both my flags bc the white one was what I used to march with when I first got to know him

NOT happy that my comrades had to begin a lobby sit-in because the Sejong Hotel fuckasses refused reason

Most definitely joining the sit-in tomorrow when the week is officially over for me

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I miss the days when the word AI meant the Geth and EDI and my giganticsniperbaby Legion

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I finally figured out why I'm digging Harry Potter again with a vengeance I've spent my teenage years so damn fucking happy and I refuse to let present day JKR ruin it my happy memories are so going to outlive her hateful bullshit

+I'm not paying a single penny to JKR. I did that back when she was not so disgusting and ignorant and racist. There's a reason my friends call me the biggest JKR hater.

Mahoutokoro my ass that's the dumbest shit I had to suffer and that's including the time JKR claimed magical gene was dominant

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Just here to boast about my brand new Doctor Who badges TARDIS plushy is a-coming

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Doctor Who TARDIS Plush Mascot & Eco Bag(Provisional Pre-order) https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=GOODS-04714338 #amiami

my fellow Whovians have you seen this it's TARDIS plush mascot and eco bag omfg

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GET. AI. OUT. OF. FANDOM. Stop making headcanons with it, stop making fanfic with it, stop making fanart with it. If I see one more "asking chatgpt *blank* about *character/characters in a fandom* I'm going to lose my goddamn mind. Use your own fucking brain, stop asking AI to do everything. You could even ask other real people what they think. Just. Stop. Using. AI. In. Creative. Spaces.

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I'm a bundle of mental issues on a stick and I thrive on spite but I'm dealing with it

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Me curled up into a ball in my bed bc I have insomnia: hey can't you make a version of memory potion that lets you hold onto a happy memory like forever then you'll be able to conjure a patronus even when you're miserable it's like having a hot key to your happy place

Also me: Order needs that recipe they use patronus charm to DM ppl

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I just realized that I'm obsessed w/ Andrew Garfield as Remus Lupin cos the first time I saw him was in Never Let Me Go

Also standing my ground that Jaco van den Hoven is meant to be Sirius Black

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I was supposed to run a marathon and attend like three protests during last two weeks instead I've been suffering bc some idiot had COVID-19 but still decided to go around w/o his mask where shitload of ppl were supposed to gather like that asshat lit. sat next to ppl and kept coughing I so wanted to whip his sorry head w/ my flag so hard that he'd have no head to cough with

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me writing fanfic be like:

so the author had the balls to tell my fav. character that he's spent 10 yrs of his life chasing after something impossible before shooting him w/ .50 desert eagle I'm not putting him through that shit

3 months later:

(my friend strangling me bc I had the balls to give my fav. character 10 yrs of satisfying life w/ all his loved ones safe and sound but killed him around the time he died in the original manga)

Your Honor I humbly request that you take the 10 years of happiness I managed to give my fav. character into consideration I never did anything worse than what the author did to him

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My new flag w00t

Rallies I'm attending aren't things that can be done and over with and I can't afford to tire of doing what's right so I decided I should get myself a new flag with words of wisdom from my favorite alien

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FUCK that took long 123 fucking days but I finally did it that's the second president impeachment I contributed to

I've gotten quite good at marching w/ a 5m collapsible flagpole and how to walk around carrying said flagpole now that's a skill I never thought I'd need in my life LOL

Time to get Yoon hanged your Justices now think carefully because I will fucking light my flag on fire and charge at you ppl if it comes down to that I've been going to protests fully expecting to be arrested and/or beaten to death I don't have much fear left

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Just realized I've been going to protests in what's basically a light leather armor lol I'm even wearing quilted vest w/ it wielding a 5m flagpole I can go phalanx anytime

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I can't fucking raise my hands over my shoulders and my knees feel like they are dislocated damn my age has finally caught up w/ me

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Damn this is so random but the image of Sirius Black holding the Black Orlov diamond just popped into my head and wouldn't leave me alone