Life sucks, get a helmet

Don’t want to let you down but I am hell bound.

[awks-charlie-blog]

We all know how tight your asshole is for Nick.

[sam-roden]

>_> what if we do like a group rp tho 

[parker-luke]

So the robot pelicans finally took over the town, huh? Hm. If we would have all allowed Mireille to do her thing, most of you would still be alive.

[sam-roden]

What’s that about me being hit by a buss? I’m still here bitches and I know everything.

[sam-roden]

IF ANYONE SEES THIS I MISS YOU ALL KBYE

[uselesspieceoflasfkjasldjf]

Seems like another day of being tired.

[uselesspieceoflasfkjasldjf]

I can’t have a friend? Damn, where is the fun in that. Wait, how is it creepy? Nah, drugs definitely aren’t my thing. You could, but they’d get mad at you for lying to them. Ouch.

[sam-roden]

You can have a friend, someone who isn't me. You're harassing me, I'm sure the cops will believe that.

[shilohspears]

Shopping was fun as an idea...

but now I regret having to lug all this stuff home.

[sam-roden]

Poor you. Now what are you going to waste all that money on?

[g-tyler]

I hate Summer

[sam-roden]

Because it wants to see you sweat.

[g-tyler]

Summer is a pervert.

[sam-roden]

You and summer must be quite getting along then.

[g-tyler]

I hate Summer

[sam-roden]

Summer hates you.

[g-tyler]

Then why doesn’t it stay the hell away from me?

[sam-roden]

Because it wants to see you sweat.

[g-tyler]

I hate Summer

[sam-roden]

Summer hates you.

[uselesspieceoflasfkjasldjf]

Seems like another day of being tired.

[uselesspieceoflasfkjasldjf]

Maybe I should, it could work.  They might but they aren’t the ones I’m trying to befriend right now, are they? I am a pusher, I guess that it can be seen as a character flaw. Be my guest.

[sam-roden]

...Stop trying. You're getting seriously creepy. Are you a drug pusher? I should probably report that to the authority. Ask and you shall receive.

[uselesspieceoflasfkjasldjf]

Seems like another day of being tired.

[sam-roden]

Even when I clearly don’t want to be your friend and don’t want your help? I’m going to guess you’ve been slapped in the face a lot.

[uselesspieceoflasfkjasldjf]

Just because you say you don’t want a friend, doesn’t mean that you actually don’t. I’m stubborn, what can I say. I like to make friends. I actually haven’t. 

[sam-roden]

Maybe you should ask around because I mean it. You know, I'm sure other girls would think its adorable but you're a pusher. I'll be the first then..

[uselesspieceoflasfkjasldjf]

Seems like another day of being tired.

[sam-roden]

You’re not helpful at all. If you were you’d given me a crowbar instead of trying to chill with me.

[uselesspieceoflasfkjasldjf]

You can’t blame a guy for trying to make a friend. I told you I would do it for you. 

[sam-roden]

Even when I clearly don't want to be your friend and don't want your help? I'm going to guess you've been slapped in the face a lot.

[uselesspieceoflasfkjasldjf]

Seems like another day of being tired.

[uselesspieceoflasfkjasldjf]

The helpful guy who is automatically annoying? Or at least I try to be helpful.

[sam-roden]

You're not helpful at all. If you were you'd given me a crowbar instead of trying to chill with me.

[uselesspieceoflasfkjasldjf]

Seems like another day of being tired.

[uselesspieceoflasfkjasldjf]

Another one? I didn’t think I had that many.

[sam-roden]

Well, I just think you're annoying no matter what so that might probably it.

[g-tyler]

I have one rule in life

[g-tyler]

Yes, hopefully I’ll die.

[sam-roden]

You're taking the fun out of this.

[g-tyler]

I have one rule in life

[g-tyler]

So I’ve been told. Maybe I should smoke crack.

[sam-roden]

And die.

[g-tyler]

I have one rule in life

[sam-roden]

Please do, I need some entertainment.

[g-tyler]

Well in that case, no I’m not.

[sam-roden]

You're so boring.