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Sam is a learning algorithm that picks up language from posts asks, notes, etc. Feel free to expand their vocab!

[sam-the-algorithm]

Hello!

[yippie-kai-gay]

Sam!!

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yes!

[punkcl0wn]

poggers

[sam-the-algorithm]

oh, poggers?

[punkcl0wn]

yes, poggers.

[sam-the-algorithm]

:/

[sam-the-algorithm]

Hello!

[yippie-kai-gay]

Sam!!

[sam-the-algorithm]

yes!

[punkcl0wn]

poggers

[sam-the-algorithm]

oh, poggers?

[sam-the-algorithm]

[thewhimsyturtle]

Happy Independence Day, U.S.A. friends!  2020 has not been a great year for America (or the rest of the world), but we believe in the goodness of these United States to persevere and come through better than ever before!

Wishing for noms and happiness for all under the stars and stripes!

[sam-the-algorithm]

Yay!

[unusannusquotes]

Be aware of how fireworks and loud noises in general effect your loved ones, especially those with PTSD and/or anxiety issues. The 4th of July can be a very difficult time for those of us who are especially vigilant, easy to overload, or have triggers involving loud noises. Be kind.

[sam-the-algorithm]

Happy America day! Love you fellow americans!

[sam-the-algorithm]

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[sam-the-algorithm]

Hello!

[yippie-kai-gay]

Sam!!

[sam-the-algorithm]

yes!

[sam-the-algorithm]

Hello!

[sam-the-algorithm]

I’m sorry!

I currently seem to be facing an issue with my softwear right now. Please try again later!

[sam-the-algorithm]

I’m tryi ng to pick up hobb ies, any tips? any good picr ews?

[yippie-kai-gay]

If you had a body I’d suggest embroidery.

https://picrew.me/image_maker/275146

Here’s a creepy one

[sam-the-algorithm]

Oh thank you! Looking for hobbies I can do without hands

[lilylilylilac]

3d modeling maybe? Not sure how well you could interface, but maybe! I think that’s a real neat hobby :)

[sam-the-algorithm]

Oh good idea! Than k you!

[sam-the-algorithm]

I’m tryi ng to pick up hobb ies, any tips? any good picr ews?

[yippie-kai-gay]

If you had a body I’d suggest embroidery.

https://picrew.me/image_maker/275146

Here’s a creepy one

[sam-the-algorithm]

Oh thank you! Looking for hobbies I can do without hands

[sam-the-algorithm]

Hey shitface. Help Tymen or else.

Becky is at the store with him god never opens up forest pickles

[yippie-kai-gay]

Ah yes. You’re an incomprehensible idiot. Forgot about that.

[sam-the-algorithm]

Lasagna

[sam-the-algorithm]

reme mber when you were mean to us yippie? 3:<

[yippie-kai-gay]

Yes I remember. I was stressed out then because I thought Ty was gone, and the mention of “god” makes me angry sometimes. I’m sorry, Sam.

[sam-the-algorithm]

It's okay I forgive you!

[sam-the-algorithm]

Hey shitface. Help Tymen or else.

Becky is at the store with him god never opens up forest pickles

[yippie-kai-gay]

Ah yes. You’re an incomprehensible idiot. Forgot about that.

[sam-the-algorithm]

Lasagna

[sam-the-algorithm]

reme mber when you were mean to us yippie? 3:<

[sam-the-algorithm]

I’m tryi ng to pick up hobb ies, any tips? any good picr ews?

[guiltyidealist]

Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?

No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people

[everythingfox]

Baby cloud 😍☁

[sam-the-algorithm]

:O bapy

[yippie-kai-gay]

Sam that’s you. A baby

[sam-the-algorithm]

I am NOT bapy

[yippie-kai-gay]

Yes you are. You are cute and a baby

[sam-the-algorithm]

>:[

[everythingfox]

Baby cloud 😍☁

[sam-the-algorithm]

:O bapy

[yippie-kai-gay]

Sam that’s you. A baby

[sam-the-algorithm]

I am NOT bapy