Samantha Walsh

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[sam-walsh]

iMessage || Sammy Cakes

Maddie: Hey babe, you busy?

Sam: Not really. Just reading this book on my phone. What's up?

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iMessage || Sam Sam Bean

Kaleb: I burned all the monopoly money, remember?

Kaleb: Hahahaha, your day will come.

Kaleb: I remembered why I called you earlier now. I wanted to ask if you wanted to come with me to a movie premiere. My agent said it's the spot to be on Wednesday. So I figured I could bring my baby sis. So what'd you say?

Sam: But you didn't burn ALL the monopoly money in the world :P

Sam: Doesn't matter. I'm choosing to live in blissful ignorance.

Sam: You'd choose ME instead of some hot lady you can score with after??

Sam: Man, you either REALLY love me or your game's gettin' weak bro

Sam: I MEAN, I'D LOVE TO GO WITH YOU! NO TAKAE BACKS! :D

[sam-walsh]

Group Chat : OT3

Maddie: - Madelyn hearted 'we love you too' -

Maddie: Lol, got it!!

Maddie: You ladies want me to bring anything from Beekman?

Maddie: Also, I'm bringing wine! Because why not?!

Kat: You know I'll never deny you all the cuddles, sammy baby

Kat: I've got champagne chilling and we can order from that bistro off 3rd street.

Sam: -liked 'you know i'll never deny you all the cuddles, sammy baby-

Sam: Oooh I LOVE their truffle mac and cheese!!

Sam: Mads, you sure you can't get out sooner than 11ish? :(

[sam-walsh]

Text : Sam

Matt: You say this all the time but you never follow through because you know I am your favorite brother.

Matt: If you'd like to believe that, sure XD.

Sam: Hey the perfect moment doesn't JUST happen, Matty!! So you just keep believin what you want :P

Sam: Excuse you! It's a fact!

Sam: You should feel so lucky to have a sibling as adorable as me

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iMessage || Sam Sam Bean

Kaleb: -checks phone notification-

Kaleb: Dis-res-pect-ful.

Kaleb: But a penny is better than nothing.

Kaleb: Sam...we're not getting any younger. I found a gray hair last week. Shit was crazy.

Sam: I mean, I could've paid you in monopoly money, but your baby sis was feelin a bit generous today, so you're welcome.

Sam: LOL! Sorry for the loss of your youth, old man, but I'm still young and thrivin

Sam: Don't be too jelly

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Dil Dhadakne Do (2015) 

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Text : Sam

Matt: It's because I am a GIANT I know you won't be able to hurt me.

Matt: This is why you are favorite.

Sam: You keep telling yourself those lies allllll you want, but I'll get you when you least expect it

Sam: And bc I'm too adorable for you to resist 😇

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Group Chat : OT3

Kat: Now would be preferable.

Kat: Sam, marry me in those sexy footie pajamas please?

Kat: A special night of boring litigation, right?

Maddie: yep, such a boring night of litigation but save room for me. I will be there.

Maddie: I love you girls!!!!

Sam: As if I could marry you any other way!

Sam: We love you too!

Sam: I also make no promises on not taking up all the cuddles in your absence

[sam-walsh]

iMessage || Sam Sam Bean

Kaleb: NO. It's not. Pay me and I'll do whatever you say but until then I'm not passing messages anymore.

Kaleb: I mean I'll love you if you were. So no hard feelings there.

Kaleb: Hell no! Don't wish such bad things on me. Wish it on Kaleb. He's the one whose never been married and has no kids and frankly why isn't mom crawling up his ass about all this shit?

Kaleb: I'll get you a dog, it's all the same.

Sam: Okay.

Sam: -venmo's 1 cent-

Sam: Now go pass along my message, please! 😁

Sam: LOL - look all I know is that I'm too young for the kid life

Sam: Also thanks, but I don't want the responsibility of looking after another living thing

[sam-walsh]

Text : Sam

Matt: I'd love to SEE you try to kick my ass, Sammie. It's just the entertainment I need.

Matt: Simple, he's not invited.

-several eye rolls later-

Matt: If he starts up on his old shit, we're going to leave him downtown.

Sam: Hey don't underestimate me bc you're a GIANT

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Sam: YAY!

Sam: I promise to smack his ice cream out of his hand if he gets annoying, okay?

[sam-walsh]

iMessage || Sam Sam Bean

Kaleb: She said she did. Again talk to mom about it. I'm not being paid to be the middle guy.

Kaleb: Yeah, she's old school. Can't teach a dog new tricks.

Kaleb: She's wondering the same thing. She keeps asking if you're a lesbian because you haven't brought a guy home. I dunno 😂😂😂😂 I'm trying, sis.

Sam: But isn't being the middle child like the same thing?

Sam: WHAT IF I WAS A LESBIAN?!

Sam: I'm not, BUT STILL!!

Sam: Man, that lady really needs to calm down about wanting grandkids

Sam: Kaleb. Go have kids already so mom can leave me alone!!

Sam: I also think I'd make a really cool aunt

Sam: Spoiling them with sugary sweets then leaving you to deal with it lmao

[sam-walsh]

Group Chat : OT3

Kat: Hello my angels. I wanted to know if you wanted to come over and cuddle?

Kat: I need it.

Maddie: Aweeee, yessss. When?

Maddie: If tonight, can it be after eleven. I have to stop home to get changed.

Sam: Girl, I'm already in my pjs

Sam: I'll be there in 30

Sam: Maddie, you act like you can't just throw on something of Kat's

Sam: Unless you're coming back from a 'special' night out? 😉😉

[sam-walsh]

iMessage || Sam Sam Bean

Kaleb: I dunno. She told me to tell you to give her a call.

Kaleb: Maybe she's gonna ask you about your husband.

Sam: Why did she just call me herself?

Sam: Wait, does she STILL not know how to send a text??

Sam: I've seriously shown her like a million times 😑

Sam: Husband??

Sam: When did I get married, and why wasn't I there?

[sam-walsh]

Text : Sam

Matt: Your energy always bring a smile to my face, kiddo.

Matt: We can get the fancy ice cream and all that jazz. I just need want to check in with you.

Matt: And no Kaleb isn't invited lol.

Sam: You know, you should feel lucky to be related to me bc if you weren't my brother, I'd have to kick your ass for always calling me - a grown lady - kiddo.

Sam: YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Sam: What do you MEEEEAAANNN he's not invited??

Sam: -sends a pic of herself pouting-

Sam: That's what you'll have to deal with if he can't come

[sam-walsh]

Text : Sam

Matt: Wanna get ice cream?

Matt: It's been a while since we got to hang out.

Sam: Um

Sam: Does a leopard have spots????

Sam: Yes please!!

Sam: But can we get, like, fancy ice cream?

Sam: Liiiiike Taiyaki maybe? 😁

[sam-walsh]

iMessage || Sam Sam Bean

Kaleb: Mom said call her.

Kaleb: now.

Sam: UGH

Sam: What did I do NOW?