Falcon

The coolest Avenger

[sam-wilson-anon]

are you made of copper and tellurium? because i think you're CuTe 💌

😂😂 nice

[memeguy-com]

[honeybucks]

@sam-wilson-anon :“) 💓

[sam-wilson-anon]

Aww, baby. That's the best 💓💓

[sungseungstarlight-deactivated2]

Me admiring my faves from afar like ❤️❤️❤️❤️💋💋

@darkbuckybarnesanon @clintbarton-anon @piper-koko-barnes-rogers @bucky-barnes-anon @sam-wilson-anon @agent-barnes40 @icantfly-yet @peggy-carter-anon @peterparkeranon @wandamaximoffanon

[sam-wilson-anon]

Don't just admire from afar, come interact with us! We don't bite

[sungseungstarlight-deactivated2]

I don't know if i can..... I am a huge fan of you guys.... Scared i will like get star struck an freak out.

[sam-wilson-anon]

I mean, at least half the people you tagged are also total dorks. You'd be in good company

[sungseungstarlight-deactivated2]

I suppose i would. Also just so you know i may end up tagging you in art pictures i do on my paint by Number app that i put up here from time to time. If that is okay with you?

[sam-wilson-anon]

Yeah, that's fine with me. I'd like to see them

[sungseungstarlight-deactivated2]

Me admiring my faves from afar like ❤️❤️❤️❤️💋💋

@darkbuckybarnesanon @clintbarton-anon @piper-koko-barnes-rogers @bucky-barnes-anon @sam-wilson-anon @agent-barnes40 @icantfly-yet @peggy-carter-anon @peterparkeranon @wandamaximoffanon

[sam-wilson-anon]

Don't just admire from afar, come interact with us! We don't bite

[sungseungstarlight-deactivated2]

I don't know if i can..... I am a huge fan of you guys.... Scared i will like get star struck an freak out.

[sam-wilson-anon]

I mean, at least half the people you tagged are also total dorks. You'd be in good company

[sungseungstarlight-deactivated2]

Me admiring my faves from afar like ❤️❤️❤️❤️💋💋

@darkbuckybarnesanon @clintbarton-anon @piper-koko-barnes-rogers @bucky-barnes-anon @sam-wilson-anon @agent-barnes40 @icantfly-yet @peggy-carter-anon @peterparkeranon @wandamaximoffanon

[sam-wilson-anon]

Don't just admire from afar, come interact with us! We don't bite

[yawpyawp]

1930s Bucky being unsure if Steve is having sex with him because Steve likes him or if Steve is having sex with him because its technically illegal and Steve gets off on law breaking.

look friends we all know i’m not really a stucky shipper but this is LEGIT THE FUNNIEST AND MOST IN CHARACTER HEADCANON I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK I’M YELLING

[the-cimmerians]

#BUCKY STAYS UP ALL NIGHT STARING AT THE CEILING WITH ONE (1) QUESTION IN HIS MIND: “IS HE BEING GAY. OR IS HE DOING CRIME?????????” (marvel-lous-things)

[nendian]

[sam-wilson-anon]

@bucky-barnes-anon 😂😂

[capnstars]

Steve Rogers buying a deck chair, lugging it all the way to the top floor of the Avengers tower, stripping off his clothes so he’s just left wearing his swim trunks, and sun bathing.

Clint gives him an odd look, because of course Clint’s up there too. And Steve’s just like, “I’m taking a day.”

And then, soon, Tony is hovering up there in the armor trying to figure out what’s going on, peering into the horizon, “Is this the new lookout fashion? Because I have to say I’m digging it.”

“Nope.” Steve says, nonchalantly pulling on a pair of sunglasses.

And then Natasha just appears to his left, super casual, like she was sitting there this whole while. Nobody dares to ask.

There is a crack of thunder and then Thor drops down from the sky with his arms stretched out like the benevolent god he is. “Is this a new human ritual?” He asks and Tony shrugs, not looking away from the skyline, because hey, the city is really pretty from way up here.

Banner is the last to arrive, in a frumpy sweater, holding a mug of tea and looking like this is the first time he’s seen the sun in a while.

There is a long pause, and then he tentatively asks, “What are we doing?”

Everyone looks at Steve of course, who just gets comfortable in his chair and says, “We’re taking a day.”

- also known as that time Steve Rogers led his team to take a vacation instead of battle.

[capnstars]

@bardingbeedle

He only puts it down once, and that’s to let a group of Girl Scouts sit on it while waiting for the pedestrian signal at the crossing to turn green.

That’s the picture that goes viral. Steve Rogers and a bunch of little girls sitting on a deck chair on the footpath munching on cookies from a box he bought from them while they wait for the traffic to move on. They ask him what it’s for and he’s like ‘sunbathing’ and these sassy nine year olds are like ‘oh cool, remember to apply sunscreen, Captain America.’

And then, of course, he carries on, hefting it onto his shoulder and taking it all the way to the tower, where, because it doesn’t fit into the public elevator, he takes the stairs. All the way to the roof. He passes by the Janitor, who doesn’t even blink because Jerry’s used to this kind of thing now.

[capnstars]

@bardingbeedle

No one really knows what Jerry the Janitor‘a job description is except Pepper Potts. What Tony knows is that he’s number 2 on Pepper’s speed dial. What Natasha knows is that he gave her the blueprints to the building when she asked for them (with a knowing look). What Thor knows is that whenever he accidentally breaks something while learning to control his powers, Jerry is there with a pat on his shoulder and a pop tart at hand, no harm no foul. What Steve knows is that Jerry makes the best cup of coffee in the building and his services are coveted. Jerry has been around for a while, but even Fury couldn’t tell you how long that is. Steve gives the rest of the cookies he got from the girls to Jerry of course.

The deck chair sales in the country spikes, and when Tony uploads a selfie of the Avengers hanging out on the roof with #TakeADay, it trends. That week the Internet is flooded by people posting pictures of themselves chilling on a deck chair in the strangest places. In the middle of a basketball court, in the balcony, on top of an inflated raft in a pool. It opens up conversation about minimum wage and mental health and how important it is to take care of yourself.

When Steve realizes this, he starts taking his chair and joining various protests. Just puts his deck chair right down, in nothing but his swim trunks, and let’s people take selfies with him while he makes his statement. Whichever Avenger is available at the time joins him. Tony convinces Thor to wear a speedo- it breaks the Internet.

Sometimes when Tony cannot make it, he sends DUM-E, the bot is a hit, helping people pour lemonade into little cups. The stand is setup by Jerry the Janitor, of course. Jerry is 56 years old and loves giving out high fives.

[sam-wilson-anon]

Leaving a lil love on your page today

Thank you, it's much appreciated

[sam-wilson-anon]

psst. hey. i love you. 💓💗💗💘💗💘💗💞💓💞💗💞💗 —honeybucks

Psst, hey, I love you a bajillion times more 🥰🥰😘😘

[honeybucks]

Hello, yes I'd like to remind you that I love you more than all the stars in the universe ❤

:OOOOOOOOOO

I'D LIKE YOU TO KNOW I LOVE YOU MORE THAN INFINITY QUINTUPLED OKAY THIS HAS BEEN A PSA THANK YOU

[sam-wilson-anon]

You can't quintuple infinity, you adorable dork. I love you so much 💗

[bucky-barnes-anon]

Sam Wilson is so sexy and gorgeous and clearly the best Avenger ever

[sam-wilson-anon]

Wow Barnes, I'm flattered. I'm glad you can recognize that I'm the best Avenger. And I know I'm sexy and all but I'm not sure how your wife is going to feel about this post 😬

[incorrectstevebucky]

Bucky: How long did it take for you guys to like me?

Steve: I don’t remember ever not loving you. Loving you was one of the easiest things I’ve ever done. I’ve loved you since before I eve-

Sam: Jury’s still out.

[sleepingspacedragon]

@bucky-barnes-anon @sam-wilson-anon 😂

[sam-wilson-anon]

Yeah, seems pretty accurate to me 😂

[honeybucks]

proof that i own more than one shirt ft. being bloated :~)

[sam-wilson-anon]

[hawkeye-anon]

Contiplating whether or not I want to go back to the group chat with @sleepingspacedragon and @honeybucks Any advice?

[sam-wilson-anon]

I'm never coming back. Hate all y'all! Except Lynn, she cool

[sleepingspacedragon]

Awww, come back Sam, we love you!

[sam-wilson-anon]

No!!

[hawkeye-anon]

Contiplating whether or not I want to go back to the group chat with @sleepingspacedragon and @honeybucks Any advice?

[sam-wilson-anon]

I'm never coming back. Hate all y'all! Except Lynn, she cool

[hawkeye-anon]

I think I killed @sam-wilson-anon

[sam-wilson-anon]

Still alive!

[mcufam]

[mypassionsarenysins-deactivated]

Smooch smooch I love you

[hawkeye-anon]

@sam-wilson-anon you got a fan

[sam-wilson-anon]

Why you gotta say it like that's rare? I have fans, man