Sam Wilson

Falcon and Cap the Sequel

[ironman-tonystark]

It likely comes as no surprise that Sam makes the most epic snow angels.

[samandredwing]

Sorry for the sheet of snow that landed on Gerald, I was aiming for @justcallme-bucky

[ironman-tonystark]

Who told Cap about 'Get Along Shirts'? I can tell you right now, he's not getting me in one with Barnes again, no matter how much he rants about it being important for the team.

[justcallme-bucky]

I'd rather be stuck with Sam.

[samandredwing]

Nah, I'm good.

[ironman-tonystark]

Sam claims it's not cheating if you get birds to help when playing hide-and-seek. I disagree. Thoughts?

[samandredwing]

Show me the rule that says I can't.

[thor-the-mighty]

ℑ 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔩𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 s𝔬𝔫 𝔬𝔣 𝔚𝔦𝔩'𝔰 𝔫𝔢𝔴 𝔰𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔨𝔦𝔠𝔨 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔳𝔞𝔪𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔦𝔠 𝔟𝔦𝔯𝔡-𝔪𝔞𝔫. ℑ 𝔞𝔪 𝔡𝔦𝔰𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔠𝔞𝔰𝔢.

[samandredwing]

Me too, that would have been cool... and weird.

[ironman-tonystark]

A whole section of my wardrobe is set aside for when crop tops and booty shorts come back into style. I'm starting to think I might just have to make that happen myself.

[clint-anon]

Please don't

[cap-steverogers]

Please don't.

[samandredwing]

Please don't.

[ironman-tonystark]

Came back from a meeting in the city to find my car covered in birdshit and my first thought was that I must have done something to piss off Sam.

[samandredwing]

Why is it always my fault? Maybe you did something to piss off the birds? According to them, you do interrupt their flight patterns a lot.

[samandredwing]

Why is a very odd looking dog, dressed like Deadpool, chasing Red Wing?

[ironman-tonystark]

I stopped questioning these things after that alligator that wears Loki horns started showing up.

[samandredwing]

That's fair.

[samandredwing]

Why is a very odd looking dog, dressed like Deadpool, chasing Red Wing?

[ironman-tonystark]

Clint tried to carry his dog in his jacket the way Barnes does with his cat. It didn't go particularly well. I will say, Lucky is a very patient and good dog though.

[samandredwing]

He needs a new coat now, just fyi.

[ironman-tonystark]

Everyone always expects so much from Steve and Sam as Captain America. One great thing about being Iron Man is no one ever expects anything in particular from me.

[samandredwing]

We expect you to pay, isn't that enough? We don't want to overburden you.

[ironman-tonystark]

I'm thinking about saving money by getting rid of the QuinJets and just having those of us who can fly carry the ones who can't.

[samandredwing]

I feel like we'll lose some of our superhero showmanship if we do that.

[ironman-tonystark]

Sam claims not to have superpowers, and yet he has probably caught both the super-soldiers a dozen times, mid-air, and never once has he dislocated his shoulder.

[sharkdadontumbl]

appreciation post 4 sam's poor shoulder

[ironman-tonystark]

Oh, I like this!

[samandredwing]

How'd they know I have that Angry Bird stuffy?

[ironman-tonystark]

Small Announcement

There's a group of you out there pretending to be us - roleplaying if you will. That's great. I'm glad you're all having fun. Fun is fun and all that. WE ARE NOT PART OF THAT. Please stop tagging us in posts, reblogging our posts and adding to the conversation, sending us asks referencing your game, and responding to our posts as if we are part of your game. We aren't. We're just here posting to Tumblr about what's happening with the Avengers. You're all welcome to send us asks as yourselves and not your characters. If there are other members of the Avengers out there who want to be verified with us, DM me and we can do that. We aren't adopting any kids, we aren't talking to variants. We're just here shit posting. That's it. Regards from; @ironman-tonystark, @justcallme-bucky, @cap-steverogers, @drbrucebanner-phdx7, @deadpool-unikrnlvr, @samandredwing, @thor-the-mighty, @clint-anon, @natasha-anon, @agent-mariahill, @agentsharoncarter

[ironman-tonystark]

Sam claims not to have superpowers, and yet he has probably caught both the super-soldiers a dozen times, mid-air, and never once has he dislocated his shoulder.

[justcallme-bucky]

I'm positive he's a Mutant and doesn't know.

[samandredwing]

No dislocated shoulder that I know of. But I do order ibuprofen and IcyHot by the case. So probably not a mutant.

[ironman-tonystark]

You can tell how hard it is for Lucky to resist chasing the shield anytime Sam or Steve throws it. The poor dog looks like he's about to vibrate himself apart.

[samandredwing]

I special ordered a dog toy that looks like the shield. It's his Christmas present.

[ironman-tonystark]

I hope he doesn't get them confused.

[samandredwing]

His squeaks, so unless you decide to play a very strange prank, I think we will be okay.

[ironman-tonystark]

You can tell how hard it is for Lucky to resist chasing the shield anytime Sam or Steve throws it. The poor dog looks like he's about to vibrate himself apart.

[samandredwing]

I special ordered a dog toy that looks like the shield. It's his Christmas present.

[justcallme-bucky]

What's the stupidest argument you've had with an Avenger?

That the Big 3 arent a real thing.

@samandredwing

[samandredwing]

You’re not drawing me in to this again.