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| Sam | ♓ |

[shrekyourself]

[whitealbum]

listening to music isn’t enough anymore i need to eat it

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

BDSM

b= bein nice

d= de good times you have with the ones you love

s= seeing your family and friends

m= making sure your future is bright

[needsomething]

[jaubaius]

The moon blending into Yosemite falls,California 

[myfairylily]

The Cotswolds | katy_campbell_house_hunter

[ashstfu]

i dont want a job i want to wear fancy daggers strapped to my thigh for style and intimidation

[thealphapigeon]

Listen man I can't plan ahead any further than a week, two weeks tops, and you're telling me I need to know where my life is gonna be in six months just so I can make a dentist appointment what if I'm in nebraska jerry what if im burying myself in a sand dune in nebraska in six months how am i supposed to see a dentist if i'm in nebraska buried in a sand dune

[thealphapigeon]

Me in six months double booking myself like a whore

[keikolyn]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

I just discovered a band I'd never heard of by finding two of their albums in a mysterious plastic bag in an abandoned school building. Finally, I'm at the start of a fantasy novel

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

To make things even weirder they're called Vampire Weekend and they appear to be some kind of weird One Direction knock off from 2008? If forced to describe their music I'd say maybe soft rock, but honestly I have no idea. They're kinda good though??

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

you guys CAN NOT tell me Vampire Weekend was actually popular this is so embarrassing I'm going to take the high dive off a cliff

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH 😭

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

I'm going to kill myself for real

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Please don't let me go down in Tumblr history as the guy who's never heard of Vampire Weekend 😭

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

You guys are tearing me apart for this one but what I hate is that you're actually being really funny about it

[otterfire]

Tell me This is a joke omg

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

It's not a joke 😭

I actually didn't know about the band Vampire Weekend until yesterday when I found a couple of their CDs in an old abandoned school building my friends and I were exploring

[littlelostalotgrateful]

“Tips to prevent mood swings: avoid caffeine, alcohol and sugary foods” that’s me diet tho mate

[alien-pills-deactivated20170201]

you know what sucks? everything bye

[funnypicsdept]

[ithelpstodream]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[toastbutteregg]

[mjalti]

sometimes im like “tone down the Self to fit in” and other times, the voice of God comes to me in a dream and says “I didn’t make you crazy for no reason”