i haven't been on here in 10 years

maybe will add art, please be nice <3 nsfw for the soul

[theoldevilmoon]

Valentin Serov, 1865-1911, Portrait of Ballet Dancer T. Karsavina

[fastest-thing-deactivated201806]

when someone tells you how bad your fav is

[stream]

Peacemaker (TV Series) 1.01 “A Whole New Whirled”

[teenagerposts]

when your joke ruins the convo but you know it was amazing

[stream]

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir. Chris Columbus

[pajamasecrets]

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

[melrows]

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

[jayiray]

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[outofcontext-comics]

It’s that time of year, again!

[tinyterrorbjj]

[digitaldiscipline]

This is like 92.5% of my voice when writing fic.

[wizardworm]

this picture i took of my girlfriend taking a picture of our cat is absolutely killing me

[schizm-deactivated]

reminds me of this

[wizardworm]

@kisakisaxo

[kisakisaxo]

THAT IS HIM. THAT’S THE FACE. 

[kisakisaxo]

If anyone would like to see the end result of the picture I was taking of him:

[cundtcake]

[cundtcake]

[blossy]

[swurp]

smell that? that's browned butter, kid. you're out of your fuckin league.

[alkaline-noodles]

[tinsnip]

When we’re new to adulthood, it doesn’t immediately occur to all of us that you’re almost always allowed to leave a situation, because growing up we’re forced to stay in situations until someone dismisses us and/or takes us home, or if we do leave on our own accord there’s someone waiting at home to say “we don’t quit in this family!” Boring party? You can leave. You don’t like the lecture? You can walk out. New doctor not working out? You can end the appointment, you don’t need to wait for them to dismiss you. Bad date? You can just go home. Leaving a situation prematurely might have consequences, but unless you’re under arrest or serving prison time, it’s pretty much always allowed.

--commenter Allison @ askamanager

[obstinaterixatrix]

[comic-book-jawns]

Kristen Stewart’s character posing as straight while wearing this is peak comedy

[soccialcreature]

[soccialcreature]

of course the whole bill clinton thing happens like an HOUR after i post this what the fuck

[noraspancakes]

what bill clinton thing?

WHAT BILL CLINTON THING??!?

[jonklassen2]

[anus]

dog and snog

[evilcousin]

My yearly dog and snog post