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No one asked for this, no one wanted this. Literally no one gives a shit about this but me. I have autism and slime rancher has been my comfort games since I was in middle school so im writing about what slimes I think the boys would have

Osomatsu san x slime rancher

Osomatsu

Okay so, like everyone on the list there's an obvious slime and an actual slime that represents them. Ik the obvious slime would be a pink slime, since they're both the default. But, hear me out, I feel like he'd be lucky slime

I feel like they're both kinda aloof and both are kinda plain. Plus the lucky cat is perfect since its like a gamble if you can give it a hen hen in time. So I think osomatsu would be a lucky slime. Plus the fact that osomatsu made it to 24 w/ out dying or getting thrown onto the streets is pretty lucky.

I think he could cultivate a lot of pink largos mixed with whatever other slime he can find that isn't hard to take care of. He's too lazy to find all their food and jusybfeeds them whatever food he finds.

Karamatsu

Okay, again, easy answer is a rock or even crystal slime but the mosaic slime is more him. He'd probably be super into the dangerous yet alluring nature of the slime, plus they're literally shimmering.

Karamatsu would want to look dazzling and alluring even if it can be painful for others. He just cannot let go of his sparkle, and he'd probably be so poetic about the random bursts of flames.

Hed cultivate all the pretty but deadly slimes, like rock, crystal, rad, mosiac, boom, and fire. Hes constantly getting beat up but he thinks its so worth it.

Choromatsu

Of course the obvious answer is rad or tangle, or even the phosphor slime, but i think he'd be a saber slime, idk, i think its the mouth.

There's no other reason tbh, maybe if it wasnt that then id say a boom slime?? They both have dumb faces and sometimes get so pent up they explode(not sexually) but I still say saber slime

I think choro would mainly have easy going slimes, like the yolk slime or the water slime. Something practical but valuable.

Ichimatsu

Easy answer is tabby, saber, or hunter. I think though, and hear me out, he'd be a puddle slime. Shy and cannot be around other slimes least he gets constipation. Well, ig its kinda the opposite for him.

Idk, I just think the idea is cute. Hes a gloomy little puddle slime who floats around all day and gets blushy and shy when you come near him.

He does have like literally every cat like slime on his island, and only cat like slimes.

Jyushimatsu

Ooo, this one's fun. I feel like hes either a quantum slime or a quicksilver. Both make sense but I feel like quantum slimes because they both have that same happy face.

I could see jyushi being a quicksilver too, feeding off of electricity, zipping around literally none stop. He'd either be one or have them, plus i feel like he could bat the energy bolts.

Othwr then that i feel like he doesn't rlly ranch, he hunts for the slimes he needs then releases them. So he doesn't have one particular slime.

Todomatsu

Ik he should be a mosaic since they're so sparkly and pretty, but i feel like he could be the ring tail slime. They're both so cute and mischievous it jusy makes sense!

I could totally see him eating one of your other slimes food then using his cute face to get away with it. He probably sticks his tongue out and uses his puppy dog eyes.

He'd have whatever slime looks best on social media. Often taking photos and showing off his trendy slimes, he does have a soft spot for honey slimes surprisingly. Often mixing them with other slimes.

bazahabinga

connorntofficial

this was meant to be a quick doodle but it took like 3-4 hours but whatever its cute

I made this as a YCH base but it fit Choromatsu perfectly i need to draw him 1,000,000 more times

patchcells

Late bday art for the Matsuno brothers!!🎂

gachamatsu

these guys. again.

ayjaysmatsuhub

two comms done 💋

bellibum

short ass comic ive been working on. i kinda put it off so my style changes here and there cus i took so long to finish ts but whatever im not the best at making comics, but hopefully i get better as i continue to maek them >3<

gachamatsu

High school Suuji!

hyperfixatedonthatdick

God, I hate my mortal body. Had a great time w/ my friends at the movies. Now im convinced everyone hates me.

The boys w/ periods

Osomatsu

He thinks its so gross, sorry. You mention it once and he gags and asks you to never talk about it again. Then you remind him that this is gonna happen at least once every 28 days or so. So he needs to suck it up or break it up. He chooses to suck it up(not literally)

Has no idea how to deal w/ it. He suggests some dumb stuff like drinking or even smoking even if you don't do either. He thinks that if you numb the pain it'll help.

Eventually he slowly begins to figure it out. Offering you sweets and cookies, being all sweet to you, especially if youre under the trans umbrella. It can be hard when your body is actively fighting against you.

Is still kinda bad at comforting you. All he really knows is how to comfort his brothers. So he sits you in his lap and you two play two player video games in a pillow fort. He'll make bad jokes and rage at the game cause he knows you find it funny.

Will go to the store to buy you pads. Kinda shameless when he gets over his fear of menstrual blood. He will call you middle of the isle and loudly ask "hey baby, what pussy size you need today?"

Karamatsu

Omfg hes so dramatic, hes punching the air, hes kicking his feet. He's like "DAMMIT, why them, it should have been me! Take me instead you foul beast!" *rips shirt off*. It's do funny you forget that youre in so much pain.

He does ask his mom for advice though, she helps him out. She actually comes over and takes care of you, mama-matsu treats you like her child, but better since you manage to get one of her shit head children out of her house.(maybe the rest too if you'd he so willing).

After that though hes actually a great help, he'll literally wait on you hand and foot. He runs to the store to buy ice cream, he reheats your pads, literally anything you need he will go above and beyond.

Also great for cuddles, he can shut up when commanded. Just knowing hes being useful is enough. Also really great at dealing with you rapid mood swings. You could be laughing, crying, then angry and he'd be smiling through all of it. May cry if you cry though.

If your transgender, especially a Trans man, he uses like, rlly cringe gender affirmative words to refer to your stuff?? He calls your sanitary shit like battle gear, and your heating pad your fuckin blood warmer idk. Just dumb shit that makes you laugh cause wtf hes always doing too much??

Choromatsu

Hes a little grossed out, but hes actually done the most research. He figured he'd have a girlfriend and usually they have periods. Maybe it didn't work out exactly as planned but youre happy hes at least competent.

Gets really blushy when you mention it the first time and kinda freaks out. It just feels so intimate and he freaks out over saying the wrong thing. You have to give him some time to reboot.

Eventually does get the hang of it and sometimes he gets flustered when you mention it, he just nods and asks if you need anything.

Kinda makes a whole schedule for you, he read a lot of things and makes a whole list of things you need to do. Including exercise and foods you should eat. He of course gives you sweets, you have to nourish the mind AND the body. Kinda treats you like you have an illness, just without the chance he'll catch it.

He gets very nervous when buying sanitary products. He treats it like hes buying a dildo or something. His head is on a swivel and has no idea what cashier to go to. He's socially awkward leave him be.

Ichimatsu

He has no idea what hes doing and terrified. Doesnt know what's happening, feels like he needs to ask, he doesn't ask. Please be patient with him he just wants to do his best.

Honestly you kinda need to tell him if you need help. He doesn't wanna patronize you and treat you like a helpless baby but if that's what you need hes fine with it! You just gotta tell him or he won't be able to help.

Surprisingly tender and sweet when you get emotional or worked up. He pulls you in his arms and bushes you gently and let's you talk it out. He'll turn off the lights and you two just lay together sweetly.

Also very protect of you if you wanna be babied, he sees youre really sensitive and so his dark aura gets really intense. You watch people literally run from you two as you walk by. Then you look at ichimatsu and hes blushing at you shyly.

Likes using cats instead of heating pads. He'll find the fattest, warmest, and chillest cat he can find and bring it home. Then without warning he shoves it under your shirt and you just pray it's not gonna kill you.

If you ask him he will give you head WHO SAID THAT?!?!?!

Jyushimatsu

Oh he has no idea what's happening, has never even heard of a period til today. Once he learns about it, he literally asks you if youre just peeing blood. Although I fear if your a transgender man he gets even more confused cause like??? What do you mean some guys bleed down there??

Please don't ask him to run errands, he'll get them done but i don't think the store will ever be the same. You read about it later on your phone. It's so horrifying that you can't look him in the eyes for a day.

Will do his damn hardest to keep your spirits up, hes doing funny little dances, hes doing his lil tricky tricks, hes being your truly devoted jester.

Loves how cuddly you get but hates your mood swings. He gets confused quickly as to what is happening and why your crying then suddenly happy again. Please explain to him it's not his fault. He's just your little guy.

Will lay his head on your stomach to see if he can hear the blood. If he can he likes to listen to it and narrate what's happening. You honestly have no idea if hes BSing cause it's like, weirdly mundane and kinda accurate. He's just sitting there and is like "oh! Another piece of the egg fell out." As you watch TV. How strange.

Todomatsu

Actually knows what hes doing, thank God. Hes already stocked with everything which is kinda weird but hes so ready. Hes got pads AND tampons w/ two sizes. Hes got a stash of candy bars and tea to sooth you.

I feel like hes become like actually good friends with a lot of his old coworkers even if things didn't work out. He learns a lot through them and is actually super caring for them.

He likes to give you spa days where he can pamper you. He reminds you he thinks your gorgeous and he loves every part of you, even the blood.

Handle any mood changes like a champ, hes honestly not afraid to sass you especially when youre being sparky. He doesn't care how tired or bad you feel you can use your grown up words.

Likes taking you out when youre down. He feel like it's better to do something than sit and wallow in your misery. If you're hellbent on staying home then you two can do something like painting and drinking. Just something to do instead of sitting around and wallowing in sadness.

hyperfixatedonthatdick

Okay this is what I fuckin mean. It's fuckin midnight and I can't find any good headcanons and fanfic to put myself to sleep. This is what im talking about, all this shits either from 2016 and has that humor or I've already read it.

Taking the boys to the mall

Osomatsu

Has no fuckin idea how to act inside the mall, hes such a fuckin hooligan sometimes. He talks way too loud, he never watches where hes going so hes bumping into ppl, and hes like standing in the middle of the walk way to check something. It stressed you tf out.

He will literally want something from every store you go to, usually its small like cool socks or a snack but hes constantly asking you for shit. It's like a little toddler who doesn't understand you aren't made of infinite money. If you tell him no he pouts for a little bit then goes back to being happy.

Loves going to spencers, that's always the first place he wants to go to. Literally begs you to go every time and just giggles at all the dicks and tits. You two were probably kicked out at some point cause he was playing with the dick stuff

Also loves the food court, this fantasy just wants to eat. Like, literally everything, he loves whatever you two get and will try yours, but he makes you try his.

I think the sweetest thing he'll do is carry your bags and find stuff that remind him of you. It's usually pretty jewelery that's gold and has a lot of gems cause he'll tell you remind him of a prince(ess).

Karamatsu

Lowkey wants to be one of those cool mall kids when he was younger. I always feel like karamatsu has an appreciation for different cultures more than ichimatsu. Ik ichi is suppose to be the Gothic one but I feel like kara would have an easier time actually getting into it.

Honestly I think he would be a little scared of Spencer's and hottopic at first. It's not something hes use to. He thought it was gonna be rlly hard-core and like almost demonic. When he went in there though it was just, chill.

Holds your hand the entire time, like the entire time. It's like you two are in a storm and holding onto each other for dear life. Hes scared that if he looks away you'll disappear.

Loves dressing you up. I'm a bigger person(im fat as fuck ngl) so I just like the idea of karamatsu dressing you up and treating you like a doll. It's just nice to feel beautiful and loved. Especially for your body.

Loves getting a cinnamon roll to share. You two will sit and feed each other while giggling, also get into some rlly deep conversations.

Choromatsu

He has a whole list you two need to follow. He wants to check out every store then sit down for food. It's very neatly organized and very neetly done! He even has a map of the mall already down.

Wants to check every anime related store and every store that had some kind of anime asthetic even shit like miniso for their one piece stuff. It's amazing how hes able to track down every single store that has some kind of interest he has.

Also holds your hand to keep you from wandering off. That man is on a mission a mission he will complete.

He also loves the random shit they have in between. If theres paintings on the walls he wants to get your photo with it. I feel like hes the type that takes a lot of good photos of other people

Also keeps you on a budget. You two are only there for essentials. Maybe a few nice things but refuses to let you overspend your hard earned money.

Ichimatsu

The only reason he agreed to go was because you didn't wanna go alone and offered to buy him a pretzel and take him to petco. He hates the mall and hates everything surrounding it.

He mainly just stands right behind you and guards you. You notice quickly just how less crowded it feels around you and that's because ichi's aura is so haunting that it makes people naturally avoid your guys' shared bubble.

He likes grabbing cat related items and if you have an animal you identify with he'll put them together and show you. Like a cat and another animal. Looks so proud while doing it.

Loves hot topic and spencers. If you're not already, he wishes to dress you more emo or goth. He thinks it would be fun to see you all gloomy and sad like him, especially since he knows just how joyful you really are.

Needs to take frequent breaks. He hates crowds and hates all the noise. Plus if anyone tries to talk to you guys he kinda just stands behind you and shoves his entire face into your head. Sniffing your scalp.

Jyushimatsu

Another fucking man who cannot act right. This time even worse cause now this one will run away to go into kids play area. It's like dealing with a toddler on coke.

Literally carries all your shit with a happy smile. He'll carry anything you give him, your bags, your purse/backpack, your wallet, your phone, you.

He cannot stay in one store for too long. The moment he gets bored hes dragging you to something more exciting. Like an exhibit or new store.

He loves going to the furniture stores ngl. He likes to pretend you two are buying your first house and he gets to test your guy's new furniture. You have to be careful cause he'll start jumping on a bed and just break it.

Todomatsu

LOVES THE MALL!! literally his bread and butter. Wants to spend the entire day with you just browsing shit and looking for new stuff. He doesn't even wanna buy anything just wants to see and experience.

He spends hours picking clothes out for you. He gets really into fashion and always wants to experiment. The problem is he has a set asthetic he cannot change. So you become he new testing dummy!

Loves people watching lowkey. You two will sit in the food court and just spend hours just talking about the different characters. You two have gotten in trouble a few times cause he couldn't control his volume.

Takes so many pictures. Especially of any outfits you try on. He likes rubbing it in people's faces with how much hes in love and how awesome his life is. Especially how awesome his partner is.

Loves bath and bodywork. He could spend hours just sniffing candles and perfumes lowkey. Sometimes it gives him a headache but he just cannot help it. Also loves perfume counters.