sam i am

SAM I AM I'm Sam Evans. I'm a senior at Browndell and I work a couple of jobs. The most fun one being at Joe's, but I also work as a farm hand and I do a couple of odds and ends things and uh yeah that's about it.

[jaxon-miller]

It’s party time my bro from another mo. We need to get some beer. And get the girls on board.

[samevanso]

I got the beer. And the girls are always on board.

[samevanso]

I have so much homework to do this weekend. I'm just glad I have today off. I'm down with Puck for a party tonight at the lake. Anyone else in?

[blazinbrods-deactivated20140531]

What's in the water in this town of Silver Linings Playbook?

Everyone’s either crazy, dead, or too busy judging the crazy people.

[samevanso]

Not my kind of movie, I've seen the trailer though.

[jaxon-miller]

We need a party tonight.

Who’d be up for hitting the lake again?

[samevanso]

You know you can count me in, bro.

[smalltownbritt]

I've had such long shifts the last few nights.

[smalltownbritt]

Do you really want to?

[samevanso]

Nope, not really. Come over here.

[smalltownbritt]

I've had such long shifts the last few nights.

[smalltownbritt]

I want to see my boyfriend and my bestie, so to the diner I go.

[samevanso]

Well, I guess I can't stop you.

[smalltownbritt]

I've had such long shifts the last few nights.

[smalltownbritt]

It’s okay, I’m just gonna come there.

[samevanso]

You should sleep. Isn't that what you were gonna do?

[smalltownbritt]

I've had such long shifts the last few nights.

[smalltownbritt]

[samevanso]

I know it sucks but hey, if its slow I might be able to get off before closing?

[smalltownbritt]

I've had such long shifts the last few nights.

[smalltownbritt]

Does that mean you’re off today?

[samevanso]

Nope, wishful thinking. I'm off tomorrow.

[smalltownbritt]

I've had such long shifts the last few nights.

I think that’s how I got two days off in a row. Yesterday and today. I kinda want to sleep all afternoon.

[samevanso]

Do I get to join you?

[smalltownbritt]

Well, I’m sorry. I’m sorry that being with me makes everything so awful for you.

[samevanso]

Britt... its not your fault.

[smalltownbritt]

I don’t want you two to fight.

[samevanso]

You think I want to fight? She just gets under my skin sometimes.

[smalltownbritt]

Defending yourself is one thing, firing back is another.

[samevanso]

Because I'm tired of her constantly firing at me!

[forgedofsunlight]

Hold the dipshit banana-phone — what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[samevanso]

Nothing. Britt doesn't want us to fight so I won't say anything else.

[smalltownbritt]

Can you two stop?

[samevanso]

She started saying all these rude things, I'm just defending myself.

[smalltownbritt]

Only when I’m home! … or in your bed. Otherwise, I have bottoms on.

[samevanso]

And you're almost always home or in my bed so..

[forgedofsunlight]

I dunno, cuz nobody likes you? Face it, Ariel, she’s a hundred Prince Erics outta your league. Your face legit gives me period pains, Trouty, and that’s sayin’ something.

[samevanso]

That's not true. She likes my face. Its okay though, Santana. I don't blame you. I'd be jealous of the person she's with too if I were you.