Eatin Samichs

I don't care that you broke your elbow.

[incorrectlolquotes]

only 90′s kids will remember

(sniffing) you are all so ugly

[samichboi]

we’ve come a long way

[nevver]

[sonypraystation]

USA 1.023 Patch Notes:

all states rearranged for a better gameplay experience

[trashangel-dee]

Today is a very important day

[mediocrepresident]

Happy birthday Danny

[unclefather]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[jaidefinichonv2]

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

He just… accepted it. I’m cracking up.

[homotology]

He fucking levitated

[trust-me-im-vet-tech]

Hahahaha

[deathbeforednf]

Mistakes were made

[ayesiwmae]

this is my favorite vine of all time and the fact it only has 3k loops is awful

[tastefullyoffensive]

The Adventures of Napoléon Bonaparte by Kochei Previously: The Adventures of George Washington

[tommybjornerud]

Just imagine on your commute to work only to have a italian manlet plumber take over your mortal vessel.

[setheverman]

here’s a selfie for my dudes on tumblr

[setheverman]

i should honestly be the chief of police for season 2 of stranger things

[setheverman]

this post was made one year ago but i have literally no recollection of posting it

[loosesealbluths]

[i-am-a-fish]

Is it ok if i swear?

[somethin-gay-deactivated2018020]

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

[i-am-a-fish]

f

[goddesssword]

yes go on

[i-am-a-fish]

im nervous

[no1straightally]

[ruinedchildhood]

[artisticlog-deactivated20231213]

Starfish walking on land 😱🌠

[setheverman]

stranger things season 3 looking wild

[tarntino-deactivated20150402]

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

[aktx-deactivated20160712]

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

[setheverman]

ok it’s happening!!! i have a terrible photo of me from a very old expired ID card… and my hair is not shaved in this photo…

[setheverman]

[setheverman]

this is wild… i am STILL being spammed with HUNDREDS of people telling me to post the picture EVEN THOUGH I HAVE FUCKING POSTED THE PICTURE ALREADY DO YOU GUYS NOT KNOW HOW TO SEARCH FOR THINGS ON THIS WEBSITE JUST LET THIS POST DIE ALREADY PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU