She’ll Kick Your Ass (Avengers/Steve x Reader)
“Oh shit, Steve is coming! Steve IS COMING!” Pietro shouted as he ran into the common room.
Everyone jumped up in panic, “Where is (Y/N)?!” Clint shouted.
“Someone hide her!” Sam screamed, freaking out.
“We have to find her first to hide her, you bird brain!” Bucky shouted back.
“Okay, that’s it!” Sam took a step towards Bucky, but Wanda stepped between them.
“Children,” She mocked, “We gotta find (Y/N) first.”
“I’ll check her room,” Natasha said and jogged out of the room.“I got the gym,” Sam followed her to the door.
Everyone ran around the tower to find (Y/N) before she could see Steve.
All of that had started a month ago, when the two broke up. They didn’t have an unsolvable problem, actually they were madly in love, but both of them being their stubborn selves, they ended up splitting. They were like ice and fire, so opposite from each other. That didn’t stop them from falling in love though.
“WHY CAN’T YOU STILL CAN’T UNDERSTAND THAT YOU CAN’T GIVE ME ORDERS, GRANDPA?!” Everyone heard (Y/N) shout somewhere in the hall.
Oh no. They all thought. (Y/N) and Steve fighting was something no one wanted to witness.They all ran to see the two. There was a scene none of them was unfamilier with; both of them screaming at each other.
“WHY CAN’T YOU STILL UNDERSTAND THAT I AM THE CAPTAIN, (Y/N)-”
“Guys, uh-” Tony tried to interrupt the two.
“I AM NOT THE ONE SEEING SOO HIGHLY OF MYSELF!”
“AND I AM, MR. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?” (Y/N) shouted back with a mock.
“Guys, why don’t we all just chill-” Clint tried to speak, but he was cut off by the two.
“SHUT UP!” They both shouted at the same time before continuing screaming at each other.
Thor tried to step in, but it only got more complicated and messed up. When no one else could stop the fight, Natasha came up with a brilliant idea.
“BUCKY HURT HIS LEG TODAY!” She shouted, all of a sudden they both shut up and Steve gave all his attention to her.
“What? Is he alright? Where is he-” All of a sudden he was just a worried emotional guy.
“Okay (Y/N), why don’t we just go get some air?” Pietro said before picking her up even though she protested and zoomed out.
“Right here, pal.” Bucky said with a smirk, walking to him.
Steve turned to Bucky, “You seem-”
“He is fine, I made that up to stop the madness.” Natasha said.
Steve took a deep breath, “Sorry about that.”
“I am not the one you should be apologizing to.”
“Hey! Save it Spangles!” Tony shouted before he could start again.
“We’re really tired with this shit, man.” Sam said.
Steve just rolled his eyes, “Tell her that.”
“Come on Steve, admit it you did-” Wanda tried to speak but Steve cut her off.
“I am not on any sides I-”
“Excuse me? Steve was defineletly-”
Things got fucked up again. Who knew Avengers could act like actual 5 year olds?
“OKAY, THAT’S ENOUGH!” Steve shouted and everyone shut up. They all turned to him.
“I came to tell you that Sharon will stop by this afternoon.” Steve said calmly.
Clint couldn’t help but chuckle, “Well (Y/N) is gonna be so happy to hear that.” He mocked.
“Steve, that might not be such a good idea.” Sam said.
“You kidding? We’re gonna see a girl fight!” Tony said with a smirk.
Clint high-fived him as others kept arguing about it.
“Okay, you hate shopping. Why are you-” I tried to speak but Natasha cut me off.
“Well it’s necessary and you are the best in picking stuff so-”
“I don’t buy that. Why are you two trying to get me out of here?” I asked.
Wanda sighed. Natasha and her looked at each other before turning back to me.
“Steve is uh- gonna stop by this afternoon, and, umm he’s…” Wanda said.
“Gonna bring Sharon with him.”
My jaw dropped. “SHARON? SHARON CARTER?!” I asked, really loud without noticing.
God, I could feel my blood boiling.
Bucky and Sam came in when they heard me literally scream.
Natasha and Wanda took a step back, “(Y/N)-”
“hE IS DATING THAT BITCH, ISN’T HE?!”
I turned to Bucky and Sam, they raised their hands in defense.
“YOU…” I pointed at Bucky.
“’(Y/N) STEVE DOESN’T EVEN CARE ABOUT SHARON’ ‘(Y/N) YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE JELAOUS’ “ I mimicked the things he said back when me and Steve were dating and I got jelaous of Steve and Sharon.
I grabbed the pillow, the first thing I got my hands on and started hitting him with it.
“YOU ASSHOLE KNEW ABOUT THIS!”
Bucky let me hit him with the pillow a few times, then grabbed the pillow and threw it out of my reach. Then he grabbed me, wrapped his arms around me, my back against his front. He kept me steady as I struggled to get out of his reach in anger.
It took me a few minutes to calm down and stop trying to punch or kick anyone.
“You done?” He asked and I nodded.
When he let go of me, I crossed my arms, not knowing what to do. I still had so much anger in me I couldn’t sit down.I paced around the room as others tried to talk to me.
“I need vodka, like, right now.”
Tony brought me a drink quickly. I drank up. Now everyone was with me, waiting to see how I will react.
“You know what? I can deal with that!” I said when I finished my drink.
“Because, I am over him. And that, my friends, are called… the closure.” I said as I turned to the team. They were looking at me with worried expressions.
“…He can stick that patriotic-little-thing-of-his in anyone he wants!”
Okay, now I was losing it.
Clint and Natasha brought me up to my room and made me watch a movie to calm down. Then they left me and went downstairs, probably to say hi to Sharon. I stayed in my room alone, not sure what to do. Should I be downstairs, to show them that I am on over him? But I can’t. I can’t stand the idea of him with her.
As an hour passed, I started getting angry at the others because they had left me up in my room, all alone as they sat down, had a good time with Sharon. Okay. I have to do something.
I got up from my bed and grabbed my phone. I quickly called Jason, an old friend of mine from back in the old SHIELD days. He was not only so god damn attractive, he was arrogant, cocky, rebellious. Steve used to hate the guy.
“I need a quick favor, no questions asked.” I said when he picked up.
“Hello to you to (Y/L/N).” He responded sarcastically.
“You have to come to the tower and act like you came to pick me up for our date, like, right now.”
“I said no questions asked!”
“Okay, you’ll own me one. Be ready in 10.”
“You got it.” We hung up and I dressed up as fast as I could. I took a while more than 10 because I had to look really good. I checked up myself up in the mirror one last time before rushing downstairs to the common room, where I told him to come.
When I walked in, Jason was already inside talking to everyone. “I am so sorry for keeping you waiting.” I said as I walked over to him. He put his arm around me and kissed my cheek, “It’s okay, babe. Let’s get going we’re late for our reservation.”
Everyone was looking at us in shock, “Sorry I forgot to tell you guys! I told Jason to come up to say hi to all of you before we went out…” I said casually with a smile.
“Oh! Hi Sharon! Sorry, I didn’t get the chance to say hi trying to get ready.” I gave her a quick hug.I was fake as hell and just hoped I was a good actress.
“Hi, it’s uh-okay.” She responded, she was clearly surprised too.I looked up at Steve to see his reaction. His jaw was clenched as he stared at me and Jason.
Jason and I left everyone still in shock. I started laughing in the elevator, “We did it! Did you see the looks on their faces?”
“Still need an explanation here sweetheart. I thought you and Rogers were-“
“Yeah that’s over. I needed to get back at him, because he got together with Sharon real quick.”
He chuckled, “And you chose me because you knew it would freak him the hell out.”
“I’ve always liked your thinking. So what do you say we find a bar and be each other’s wing man, like the old days. Maybe you’ll get an actual date.” He said with a small smile.
“Sure.” I smirked. It was going to be a fun night.
A/N: I will continue if you guys like it
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