the phloop

chronically silly 🌱🦇🫀🧠🧬🪻

[sketchupnfries]

I finished reading Project Hail Mary, and this idea got mangled in my brain

[ammnontet]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Let’s make tea

Tea

Water

Sugar

Honey

Milk/Cream

Lavender

Edible Glitter

Voting ended onApr 27

Do it for him

[apollos-constant-crisis]

@phloopys-world :)

[phloopys-world]

Holy shit round two?!!!

[synnthamonsugar]

The pilot -> astronaut pipeline makes complete sense but is also funny to me. There's a secret second sky and if you get good enough at doing sky you can do space.

[phloopys-world]

It’s like when they put the high level players in their own lobby lol

[phloopys-world]

My hypermasculine straight friend fucking loved the drag show. I am over the moon.

Yes that was an Artemis reference.

In other news, support local queens and kings yall they deserve it!!!

[phloopys-world]

Whose OC is this??? 😭😭😭😭

[relientk]

okay let's bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

[rabbitindisguise]

[udekai]

[raychleadele]

Happy Birthday to Vanilla Extract.

[kateawolf13]

Happy birthday

[apollos-constant-crisis]

@phloopys-world

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[phloopys-world]

I’m thinking about deleting TikTok. There is no content anymore. It’s just someone trying to sell you something, or the new algorithm pushing a pro-Trump slop post. Like god what the hell happened

[phloopys-world]

Being a fanfic writer is so bizarre because what do you mean I’m reading the book of Enoch for inspiration?????

[blogofvariablequality]

hello tumblr user. in front of you is your dash. there are many posts here which are by or about people whose gender you do not know. every time you interact with one of these posts using any of the words 'dude, 'bro', 'man', 'brother', 'he', or any other masculine identifier, 1cm³ of flesh will be automatically removed from a random spot on or in your body. the same goes for referring to a woman with they/them pronouns. you have two hours. clock's ticki- and they're gone

[phloopys-world]

“Dude”, “bro”, and “brother” are kinda gender neutral to me atp. But I accept that they aren’t to everyone

[phloopys-world]

Locked myself out of my dorm at 4 am. My roommate is asleep. I have been having an otherwise bad week. My phone is on 7 percent. The world is ending, you guys

[cannibalchicken]

[phloopys-world]

Once did this. Worst feeling ever

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hate terfs

[phloopys-world]

I am so upset. I’m in bio 132 rn, and we’re talking about evolution and shit. I brought up carcinization unseriously and these people gave me the most judgemental looks. Like no you fuckwads I’m not just an idiot who likes crabs I’m smart too. It’s ok though I flexed on them with the canine honing complex knowledge

[phloopys-world]

Weighted blankets gotta be up there with like transistors and sliced bread. Reblog if you like weighted blankets

[escuerzoresucitado]

[crehelf]

[phloopys-world]

Currently crying