Life Status:

Currently holding it all together with one Bobby pin

[lawchan89]

“We need a plus size princess!”

We’ve already got one

Just because Disney didn’t do it doesn’t mean it hasn’t been done

[chief0keefe]

[positivewordaday]

[elsannaheadcanon]

Dear fanfic authors and fanartists, you’re doing fine.

[fell-reverie-deactivated2026051]

I aspire to this level of reckless self-confidence

[abolynn]

Lol.. absolutely

[homofied]

Jesus coming out of his tomb on the third day

[bundyspooks]

In the movie American Psycho, Christian Bale based the main character on a Letterman interview featuring Tom Cruise in 1999. When asked about the inspiration behind Patrick Bateman, he replied: “Tom Cruise on David Letterman had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes.”

[ghostclvb]

Every day of my life I think about this fact. Every single day.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stability]

[toastbutteregg]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[acoolguy]

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

[department-of-rehabilitation-de]

[olliren-blog]

[akiglancy-deactivated20200123]

gayest sport on earth

[iridescentsenpai]

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

[iseewhatyoudidier-deactivated20]

WHAT

[hayleyzorel]

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

[casey-jane-lewis]

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

[boredbaristasblog]

why is he putting his hand in his pants

[gardengnosticator-deactivated20]

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

[mystraknits-deactivated20160402]

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

[fruityrudys]

guys they oil each other up  im crying here 

[onecrazycanuck]

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

[somaholiday]

[poptartconnoisseur]

just when you thought it was safe to go into the ocean

[trainthief]

here’s some caps of stanley tucci crying with laughter after being asked what wine pairs best with eating ass 

[zedstream]

The face of a man who knows the answer but doesn’t want to say it

[owning-my-truth-deactivated2022]

[bigeisamazing]