I'm Not Gonna Lie...

Female / 37 / Ao3 pen name: LawofJo / Actress, singer, writer, and director with a BA in Theater. I am a lover of animation, live action films, books, video games, anime, and most entertainment mediums. My opinions are not meant to convert anyone, only to have fun. Hope you guys do too!

[lawchan89]

Theory! You have some very strong opinions about how people cook eggs 😂

No runny eggs! Over hard or nothing!

[you-need-not-apply]

Reblog this post to ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u

EDIT: Fair warning this post is cursed and predictions are 7/10 times correct, play at own risk

[iwantsweetrevenge]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

[kdinjenzen]

12 years ago I made a vine that went viral on social media with my then 1 year old cat… and after many requests over the years, it's time to do a follow up!

So here we are! Yama the cat and Kdin the human 12 years later. Yama is still the same, and I've uh… changed a lot!

[kdinjenzen]

To answer some questions in the reblogs...

YES! That was me 12 years ago, I made this vine along with the Luigi-Board Vine, and a few others that went around quite a bit.

YES! It is the same cat! He was 1 year old in the original vine and he's 13 years old now! He's super healthy, very active for his age, and loves to cuddle.

YES! My boobs are natural, 9 years of Estrogen and 8 years of Progesterone will do that to ya~

[mndvx]

NCUTI GATWA in THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST (2025)

[whetstonefires]

i watched this show in part to find out how and where they fit this sequence in.

they didn’t. they just do this first, before launching into a delightfully over-the-top but broadly conventional production of The Importance of Being Earnest. gatwa wears fabulous suits for the rest of the show.

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

[nobredoesart]

I contributed to the "It was always her" Rayllum Zine, and here was one of my art pieces for it! It was really fun and sweet to see people really giving it their all for the project, so thank you for having me. Here's a link to the Zine, so you can get it for yourself, if you're interested: https://payhip.com/b/cjEWY !

[sophsun1]

Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

[userfinalgirls]

april fools? on [tumblr] ? i see fools on here 365 days a year, pal.

[thestrawberryfool]

It's easy to stay motivated to get outside and go places when Guillermo del Toro is walking behind you, pushing you forward with his psychic powers.

[skodasforge]

Not to hand it to the Pope but telling world leaders during Holy Week that God isn’t listening is kinda funny.

[flythesail]

Growing up on the internet it was drilled into us to not give our real name, age, etc. only for all these social platforms to turn around and be like 😦☝️ um actually, we really need your social security number, credit card, and full government ID.

[rowdyknives]

american radical leftists that are against voting bc you're 'buying into the system' while completely ignoring the fact that said system is doing literally everything in its power to take that right to vote away from groups of people it views as prone to dissent both through legislation and mass incarceration and has done everything in its power to keep oppressed groups from having the right to vote at all for centuries proving that voting is one of the most powerful tools at our fingertips. get out of my face before i beat your ass you psyop bitch

[beardedmrbean]

[redstonedust]

i am a slut for "thing that was a silly joke in the beginning of the story is later recontextualized as actually kind of fucked up" . especially when its a longrunning series and you can tell its a product of the author re-assessing the writing of their younger self. chefs kiss.

[marsixm]

mafia goon in the 1940’s who just started transitioning:

[s-lycopersicum]

Oh, you think you're safe now?

Nothing can deliver you from these paws!

[skimmer-vode]

Reblog to animatedly boop your followers