[jlaw]

Now You See Me Opening Scene (x)

[wailnner]

what kind of psychological black magic did the directors use to make me actually see the 7 of diamonds

[odin-n-out]

literally everyone in the theater saw the 7 of diamonds and this needs to be answered

[edgebug]

there’s actually a tiny pause on the seven of diamonds, that’s how the directors/editing crew did it. the 7 of diamonds is the only card the brain can pick out.

but think about it, danny atlas literally has so much control over his cards that he can make the seven of diamonds the only card your brain can process

daniel j atlas, hella good magician

[odin-n-out]

THEY MADE THEM LEARN MAGIC AND STUFF FOR THIS MOVIE IN THE BEHIND THE SCENES AND LITERALLY HE IS A HELLA GOOD MAGICIAN HOLY FUCK DONT GET ME STARTED

[nightlifemingus]

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

[ponyswim08]

I am so confused. Like is this the wrong gif paired with the text? or are you analyzing it as a sex gif or what i dont know.

[nightlifemingus]

it’s a joke. the joke is that there is an incongruity between the text, which is an actual description of a sex gif i have copied and pasted, and the actual image. the juxtaposition is humorous because it is unexpected and ridiculous; not only for the obvious lack of sex between pooh and his target, but also because of lines such as “[…] how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough.” this example is in direct opposition with the action of the .gif: pooh and the man are in the beginnings of a physical altercation, there is no intimacy here. they are looking at each other with fear on one end and aggression on the other, and if they were to be able to get “close enough,” it would lead pooh to strike this man with the bat. i hope this helps and that you are able to laugh at my joke. please laugh at my jokes.

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

this is the most important post of all time

[soco-amaretto-pie]

[jonahreenders]

Canyon Falls

By: Jonah Reenders

[whisperintoass-deactivated20200]

[highschoolemo]

amazing

[hellsangelbaby]

[fruityrudys]

so im giving cathy my tumblr password until after my year 12 exam on the 31st of oct so peace out homies see you in a bit over a week

[cinnamonveryday]

[flapqueen]

nothing will ever be as great as this photoset

[shixn]

i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer

[ricktatorshipxo]

Bryan Cranston reads a fan letter he received.

[bastardfromabasket-deactivated2]

Hello, I’m Cannibal! OH HAHAHA I MEAN HANNIBAL what a funny slice of the tongue. SLIP OF THE TONGUE WOW THERE I GO AGAIN. Anyway, what a pleasure to eat you. MEET YOU ha I did it again how odd. Can I take your liver HAHA I MEAN COAT HA HA HA

the writers of Hannibal showing off their very well-practiced subtlety (via bastardfromabasket)

[anlfthosmthny]

[adultswim5000]

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

[windspray]

wise words

[clubmink-deactivated20140722]

where can i get this shirt

[tastefullyoffensive]

[goatpolice-deactivated20250128]

what do nudists do when they’re on their period

[goatpolice-deactivated20250128]

I still haven’t gotten an answer does no one know