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weaver-z

The council will decide your fate

weaver-z

trans

grabs my mutuals like this

trans

NO WIGGLES

teenagerposts

the fray: where did i go wrong….. i lost a friend….. somewhere along in the bitterness….. and i would have stayed up with you all night…… had i known how to save a life……

12 year old me:

excalibelle

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

left-reminders

vaporwavesimulator

me, a stag beetle: *grabs you with my pincers and launches you 50 feet*

cameoappearance

Wheeeeeeeee

tsunamiwavesurfing

what that tongue game like?

weak. same goes for dick.

girl i got that good…that good for nothing

lea me alone

hornetstabber

it's because you're a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp?

who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man

hornetstabber

anon please what does this mean

hornetstabber

i am fucking cackling like a dumbass thank you this is so funny i love you. slutty little candy man is on my resume now

sexanax

lamentablesbian

forgive me while i post about disney on main, but i literally cannot believe that they put a disney princess face... on a dragon

like... what the fuck is this

for contrast, here are some actual dragons, from Thai mythology, which is clearly the inspo for her design, except they’re infinitely cooler

i hate that she’s furry, and has EYEBROWS, and eyelashes and liner? i understand modifying a creature’s design for the sake of animated emotional clarity, but this is weak creature design. this is a human face superimposed on a mythological creature. even worse, it’s disney’s favorite face— with giant eyes, pencil brows, and a button nose, on a dragon.

you can create animated creatures that still look animalistic. the dragons from httyd do this extremely well; they clearly show emotions, but are still obviously, and delightfully, dragons.

they’re covered in scales, have prominent snouts, and reptillian eyes. these are dragons! and they look the part!

anyways, disney really, really needs to get its head out its ass about marketability, and create characters that are actually interesting to look at.

tooiconic

Toothless is 100% cuter than that monstrosity.

shoujoboy-reboot

And 100% more fuckeable

fuggmuff

a-fucking-velociraptor

Holy shit its like they used Cats digital fur technology to add Elsa's face on a dragon

deadlykillerqueen

femmehoudini

Sorry, no search results for: “ethereal silk dress to wear as I run through the woods, that will drag across the forest floor and spiritually attract the deer and woodland creatures to me”