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29 🇨🇦 She/her I queue everything. ao3: Crayon

[auxchord]

Hello! Welcome if you’re new!

I’ve always meant to make an about me, so this is me getting around to it many years too late 😅

Name: Auxchord or Crayon

Pronouns: she/her

Age: 29

Canadian/EST

ao3: Crayon (I write sometimes!)

None of my fics are abandoned, but I’m sorry if I’ve been slow. I promise I’ll come back to them ❤️ They haunt me in my dreams, I promise. Asks, comments, or messages are welcome if you have theories or questions (so long as you’re kind).

Here’s a link to my Bad Things Bingo card if you want to request anything. I can't promise to be quick, but I am open to requests.

Full Disclosure: I’m super lazy about tagging and pretty much queue everything. If there’s something that you’d like tagged though for any reason, please message me and I will make sure to tag. Really, it’s just out of laziness, but I will tag things if you ask.

I also like to beta, so if you ever want a beta for a fic, feel free to message me. I’m usually available, although how quick I am is dependent on work. I’m very available in the summer!

I post mature content sometimes, and I don’t follow minors (Sorry!).

Thanks so much for reading!

pfp credit: jejejijiju

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[catchymemes]

[da-boy-o-kultur]

Laying there, like a depraved Roman Emperor of old

[simon-newman]

That's just Dionysus.

[secretmellowblog]

> I am recommended a feminist historical romance

> I ask whether it’s actually feminist, or whether it’s a story about how patriarchy is good as long as the patriarch is benevolent

> they don’t understand

> I describe the common trope in faux-feminist historical romance where the female lead is able to “escape” the sexism of her time simply by marrying the rare good man who respects women— as if patriarchy is a problem of abusive individuals, rather than an inherently abusive system. As if all the issues in patriarchy go away if the man you marry is Nice. As if “patriarchal systems can actually work well when the patriarch is kind and loves you uwu” is a bold feminist statement, instead of the cornerstone of inherently reactionary tradwife beliefs about gender roles.

> they laugh

> “it’s a feminist historical romance”

> look inside

> it’s a story about how patriarchy is good as long as the patriarch is benevolent

[orpheuslament]

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

[seananmcguire]

I know that I have an issue with overexplaining myself in books. I know it can get repetitive, and I cut so much more than makes it into the final draft.

And I do this because I have grown up in a world where I can say dinner is my magic onion secret surprise (the surprise is onions) eight times, and still have someone sit down, take a bite, and then ask me if there are onions in there.

[vehder]

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

[ohheyitsgray]

temporary impairment be damned i have to draw ryland grace

[akindplace]

carrying on because you don’t have any other option but to go on and deal with whatever it is you’re dealing with is still a brave thing. even when being brave is your only option. it doesn’t make you weaker if some problems sometimes feel unbearable, just remember you don’t have to constantly carry everything on your own, and you can and should reach out for help, and doing so doesn’t make you any less brave

[actualized-animal]

when your girl is into naked people so you turn her on by taking your clothes off #RegularPlay #Con

[villainessbian]

#ConsensualConsent #EthicalGamy

[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[santhipoma]

[guerrillatech]

[meepcity9]

[cherrysnax]

we have to ostracize predators and 4channers and racists from all of our communities methinks

[excerpto]

On another note, I think the reason I prefer Jason's butt to Dick's is because Dick is such an obvious slut about it. You dont even notice Jason's at first, but Dick's is just right in your face with his obscene spandex and you cant even pretend you're not looking.

[polybatcest]

[whumplovers-collaborate]

Whumpy Works from the 2026 Spring Exchange

by the Whumplover’s Collaborate discord

Fandom Works

Fandoms: White Collar, Batman, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Super Danganronpa 2, Baldur’s Gate, Genshin Impact, Ace Attorney, Kpop Demon Hunters, Avatar (Cameron), Honkai Star Rail, Stranger Things, Call of Duty, Deadpool, Mo Dao Zu Shi, the Brave Locomotive

Writing

Paint the Town Pink by BlueLaceAgate0590 for ASmallVoice @bsmallvoice

Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types  

With a head-turning exhibit on loan from the Wayne Foundation, Elizabeth's latest event is shaping up to be a smash hit--and a security headache. Good thing she has an FBI agent and his criminal informant on speed dial.

But despite all his expertise, there's one thing Neal Caffrey overlooked: With all this Gotham attention, someone just might recognize Richard Grayson, Wayne Heir.

When Life Gives You Orders by ASmallVoice @bsmallvoice for Koraesdoodles

Fandoms: Red Hood: Lost Days, Batman - All Media Types  

Slade Wilson has a contract for a kidnapping. The target turns out to be more interesting than expected.

What I'd Sacrifice for You by Koraesdoodles for BlueLaceAgate0590

Fandom: Batman - All Media Types 

It was supposed to be a routine, easy mission. But now the building was on fire and three of Batman's children were stuck inside. Bruce needed to choose which one he'd rescue first, but it wouldn't matter what order, he would be getting all three of them out alive. The alternative wasn't an option.

Golden Spoons and Other Kinds of Weapons by Crayon @auxchord for Rookblonkorules

Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types  

“Stop, or I shoot the kid.” The man presses the metal harder into Jason’s hair, and with horror that's mirrored in Bruce’s expression, Jason realizes distantly that it’s a gun. He has a gun to his head, his arms are tied—

Or, newly adopted Jason Todd attends his first gala, desperate to fit into Bruce’s world.

The night doesn’t go as planned.

Imaginary Lines by Rookblonkorules for TundrainAfrica

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga  

She remembers Roy’s suspicions, that this is something that went much higher up the chain of command than either of them realized.

It looks like he was correct.

A Game Called Werewolf by Twyrewolf for Ashthevalkyrie

Fandoms: Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Dangan Ronpa Series  

The full moon will rise over Jabberwock Island soon

It's Thicker Than Water by Twyrewolf for Siegrrun

Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

Astarion gets a more serious wound than he expected. Help comes from an unlikely source.

solitary by Ashthevalkyrie for Too_Lazy_To_Name_Myself

Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

My take on the Dottore boss fight, in which Aether breaks one of Dottore's rules, and Dottore makes liberal use of his authority over time.

One Step Back by TundrainAfrica for Twyrewolf

Fandom: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney  

In the middle of the investigation, Miles Edgeworth gets injured.

Nightmares return, old emotions resurface, and roles are reversed. This time, it's Phoenix Wright's turn to help him out.

it all started on a friday by TundrainAfrica for TrophyxTissues

Fandom: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)  

Another year of living… Yay.  Was that something she’s supposed to be happy about? Well, society says it is. A Huntrix birthday is always heralded when fanfare, but it seems contrived… especially since growing up, it wasn’t something her parents ever celebrated beyond some simple acknowledgement that she’s now x years old, and now that she’s older, she should be doing ‘x.’ It was never anything special, and she doesn't feel the need to start caring now.

Mira's birthday falls on the weekend, and she isn't interested in celebrating. In the Kang family they just never did.

A Soldier's A Soldier by BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose for AchingRationality

Fandom: Avatar (Movies - Cameron)  

Quaritch spends his time reflecting on what his life has become, healing with the Mangkwan Clan. Varang for the most part, takes care of him like a good tshaik… or a bat shit crazy one. The drugs keeping him high off his ass make it more difficult to tell than usual. All he is certain of is he is in no position, physically or mentally, to put up a fight when his alternative is being court marshalled in hell.

Stuck with you (or Not the fun kind of Acid) by Dye_Iguess for DeadeyeCassidy, Ashthevalkyrie

Fandom: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

On an abandoned research station Boothill and Caelus get stuck in a buggy situation. Trapped in the dark, waiting for help, Boothill decides to hide an injury fearing the consequences of a rashly acting Caelus.

If only Swarm acid wasn't so goshdarn corrosive.

Paths in the Dark by BlossomingRosebud for Ashthevalkyrie

Fandom: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

Yanqing takes on the task of looking for a missing IPC employee, and unfortunately, they just had to insist on sending one of their own to go with him. Lyndon Skott is living up to his reputation of being annoying, but more importantly, the situation they are dealing with is looking more and more suspicious...just who and what is still lying in wait here, just beneath the surface of the Luofu?

to discordance by Ashthevalkyrie for Dye_Iguess

Fandom: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

Let it protect him. Let it guard him, just as Wood had done. The scars weep gold under his fingertips. They pool into lines, twist into veins and withered leaves. Sunday forms the thorns last, and lingers on their hooked barbs. It’s all he can feel, pinpricks, bright and startlingly quiet in a sea of sound.  Let it remind him, lest he forget, that he is Sunday, ever-falling, ever-burning with power that is not his. Let him pay the price.  "Save me," he mouths, and lets them sink into his skin. --- Or: sunday has a hard time adjusting to the Elation's mask.

who's watching me? by pineapple_vel for ilike_color

Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

Jonathan can't help but have his eye on Steve. He's always around, lately, and Jonathan is an observant guy. Comes with the photography, or something. That's how he knows something is wrong with Steve Harrington.

Steve's got a game plan for weekends like these: Stay on his bathroom floor until it passes. Somehow, he ends up in his bed anyway.

Nancy's been watching Jonathan watch Steve, and she keeps her own notes about what's going on. There's more to it than any of them realize.

The Harrington Jewels by lightningmcqueenstan (ilike_color) for pineapple_vel

Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

“Okay, so. You know how Steve’s parents are in town?” Dustin started, looking just to the left of Robin’s face. He was nervous. “Yes?” She replied, unsure of where the conversation was going. “He’s being weird about it but like, in a concerning way,” Dustin blurted out, steamrolling past Robin’s thoughts. “He hasn’t been doing his normal checking-in calls, he hasn’t been able to drive me places, I haven’t even seen him anywhere. Like genuinely I haven’t seen him this entire week.” “Shit.” She muttered, covering her mouth with her hand. Something must be wrong. ~~ or, Steve's parents are in town.

one thousand deaths by spindly (VVSmydiamonds) for shadowhuntingdauntlessdemigod

Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

With a sniff, he clears his sinuses. Mom frowns at the sound, but Will can’t be bothered to find a tissue. “Vecna’s going to take them,” he recites, unable to draw up the source of his claim. Deep in his heart, he knows it’s true. “No matter what we do,” he starts, distant, “we can’t defeat him. He always wins.”

“That’s no way to think.” Mom pulls back only so she can look into Will’s hazel eyes. “You can’t talk like that. It’ll only make it true.”

“But it is,” he argues. He picks at the outer seam along his pants. “Mom, it was . . .”

(a bloodbath)

The rumours and the truths by Siegrrun for VVSmydiamonds

Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

There were a lot of things one could say about Steve Harrington, many of them true. He was immature. He wasn't the brightest match in the box. He was arrogant. He was lucky. He would do anything for his friends.

*** In the tunnels Steve takes on himself the attack intended for Dustin.

Wages earned and lessons learned by pineapple_vel for Siegrrun

Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

Steve's injuries post-mall are worse. He has to let himself depend on others early in recovery, and later realizes that it's not as difficult as it's always sounded

Wade out of Water by TrophyxTissues for BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose

Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types  

Wade's having a nice, relaxing My Little Pony marathon. Until he remembers, at least.

Stubbornness and Survival by Autobot2001 for Jigglycrow 

Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games)  

A mission at a warehouse on a cliff results in Ghost, and Soap fallinf off the cliff. Ghost is injured and the two are seperated from the others.

The Sun that Chased Down the Moon by SneakySteef @sneakysteef for Crayon

Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms  

When he is twelve, the Cloud Recesses burn. When he is twelve, Lan Zhan is told to run and never look back.

For six years, his life is quiet, controlled, and painfully small.

Until a rogue cultivator named Wei Ying quite literally crashes into his life—and brings with him questions Lan Zhan was never meant to ask.

Broken and Bound by bashful_santa for TitanicChick

Fandom: The Brave Locomotive (Short Film)  

"Busy is an interesting state to be in.

It’s both loud and soft.

Chaotic and peaceful.

And it just encompasses so many things, that sometimes people forget that it could be everything at once."

Linus breaks down in the middle of a trip. Broken and bound, he reunites with an old friend

[ao3commentoftheday]

There are so many unrecognized skills rolled into writing:

knowing what kind of feedback helps you most is a skill

assessing the quality of the feedback is a skill

wrangling the emotional complexities of sharing your writing is a skill

not letting the nice comment happy chemicals unbalance you is a skill

and none of those things are even writing

(text above was originally tags from @the-very-darcy - ty for letting me turn them into a new post!)

Be kind to yourself when you're navigating these issues and remember that each of these is a skill separate from writing that maybe you haven't developed yet.

Give yourself the grace and time you need to improve on these areas too.

And forgive yourself if you find these things difficult. You're not born knowing how to do them. You get better at them with practice and with time. 💗

[leog4u]

making art sites that don't allow NSFW is useless to me. not even to get my rocks off, i mean at this point not allowing NSFW ends up being a nightmare of random queers getting banned because the guidelines are too ill-defined and art that presents the human body, especially femme and trans, will just get obliterated for no reason despite not being sexual.

[leog4u]

come here and make art :) except the gross art. we don't want the gross art