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29 🇨🇦 She/her I queue everything. ao3: Crayon

[auxchord]

Hello! Welcome if you’re new!

I’ve always meant to make an about me, so this is me getting around to it many years too late 😅

Name: Auxchord or Crayon

Pronouns: she/her

Age: 29

Canadian/EST

ao3: Crayon (I write sometimes!)

None of my fics are abandoned, but I’m sorry if I’ve been slow. I promise I’ll come back to them ❤️ They haunt me in my dreams, I promise. Asks, comments, or messages are welcome if you have theories or questions (so long as you’re kind).

Here’s a link to my Bad Things Bingo card if you want to request anything. I can't promise to be quick, but I am open to requests.

Full Disclosure: I’m super lazy about tagging and pretty much queue everything. If there’s something that you’d like tagged though for any reason, please message me and I will make sure to tag. Really, it’s just out of laziness, but I will tag things if you ask.

I also like to beta, so if you ever want a beta for a fic, feel free to message me. I’m usually available, although how quick I am is dependent on work. I’m very available in the summer!

I post mature content sometimes, and I don’t follow minors (Sorry!).

Thanks so much for reading!

pfp credit: jejejijiju

[rugbin]

4 Robins at Karaoke

[possumtion]

Annoying mites that bother you in your sleep

[krakenkarel]

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[inlandwest]

[deadgenerations]

in more pleasant news: this year is seeing the biggest humpback migration in Australian history, bigger than it was PRE whaling. That's right, there are more humpbacks migrating off the coast of Australia than there were BEFORE industrial whaling started.

A huge, fat W for environmentalists and Greenies. what an achievement

[lumsel]

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

[the-tao-of-fandom]

These whales were hunted to 150 individuals. Now there are 50,000 of them

Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is

Further info for those interested

[pnwnativeplants]

Environmental activism works!!! If they tell you its hopeless they're lying and/or selling some shit!!!

[traegorn]

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[unyieldingsilence]

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[raccoonmilf]

IMPORTANT: "Jason Derulo" is Jason Derulo's stage name. His legal name is Jason Derulo except spelled way French

Idk what this is in reference 2 but I don’t believe in the French

[gailcarriger]

[jeniferprince]

daphne and velma, noir style 💜🧡

patreon // buy prints here

[ace-trainer-alice]

i do sometimes get really confused when i remember that stretch marks aren't like widely recognized as extremely attractive. the fact that during periods of growth, skin will form cracks (frequently in the shape of lightning bolts. objectively awesome). their color will vary wildly both with the color of skin, the location, and the lighting and temperature. the texture will persist, an indentation in the skin that can be easily felt. that's like such chuuni shit. im chuuni about this. sorry how could you not be chuuni about this. and textural complexity that reflects on a complex history of a subject is like famously the most awesome thing to feel when feeling anything. we talk up trees for this all the time. one of the most fun things to feel while groping. but noooo you have to be ashamed and feel bad about it. fucked up world.

[auxchord]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne Characters: Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Jason Todd Whump, Whump, Mercy fic, Misunderstandings, Miscommunication, Human Trafficking, Implied/Referenced Underage Prostitution, Child Abuse, Rescues, Child Neglect, Bruce Wayne is Batman, Bruce Wayne Tries to Communicate, Jason Todd Joins the Batfamily Early Summary:

"If you only smiled more, Jason, you could pass for a younger Dick Grayson. He must be too old now if Bruce Wayne is looking for a new one.

You’re perfect."

Or, Bruce uncovers a trafficking ring running out of the Gotham foster care system and goes undercover to rescue the kids. Meanwhile, Jason is just trying to satisfy his client so he doesn’t get in trouble.

@starryeyed0590 I hope that you like your attack! 

[konoko]

[vodka-is-gay-and-so-am-i]

[shroomgluggler]

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

[gloomshroomofdoom]

Lian

She dyes her hair blue. Which means she had to bleach it first. But imagine if the toner fades after a while and she gets caught up a bit with other things before she redyes it, and then Roy just walks in and sees her with flaming red hair. He is incredibly confused.

[julesdoesthings]

Taking your bro out for a walk to touch some grass. God I love them