XOXO

Do you call yourself a fucking hurricane like me?

[addicted-to-friends]

[dionis-gg]

I’ve been polishing Warden for some time now and he’s looking much shinier but just as handsome

[dionis-gg]

Update:

He’s now a bit rusty, he has a lot of notches and scratches but he’s still handsome as hell. I’m proud of how he has grown up and how he has gone from a shinny to something that you look at and you can see its got personality.

[suspend]

we can tell you when you lost your virginity based only on would you rather questions

[cerenae]

this is accurately crazy 

“You aren’t the type to rush into stuff, and you waited until college. It’s a great time to do the old pants off dance off because high schoolers are just not the best at things. Waiting can pay off in a big way. So, did we happen to get it right? Were we able to guess when you lost your virginity? Tell us, we wanna know! Oh, and for some strange reason, if we’re wrong, you can totally go back and take this quiz again. I won’t tell if you don’t!”

i did just lose it last year during senior year in college

[moonlightmarathon]

uhhhhhhhhh it says i lost it after college which is accurate in a way 

but is it awkward to say that im actually still waiting for it to happen cause i havent lost it yet

[yeosinlana]

They got mine right too lol they literally only wrote one sentence about it and that’s it 😂

You had a super sweet 16 and lost your virginity at that special age. Share and see if we can guess when your friends got frisky.

[life-death-thepursuitofhappiness]

18? Lmao I’m a virgin who never even kissed anyone until I was 22

[dea-certe]

It got mine right. 18.

[growingflower13]

WOW IT GOT MINE RIGHT

[my-husbands-catholic]

Creepily accurate. Yes, this big dumb whore lost it to my first husband, at tender old 18.

[oh-hey-its-ashlyn-deactivated20]

Y’ALL THIS THING IS TOO ACCURATE “you lost your virginity very young at 15″ I LOST MINE THE DAY BEFORE I TURNED 16 

“Woah, slow down there my friend. You may have jumped the gun a bit when it came to sex, and it shows in your “would you rathers” that you’re an all in, no holds barred, go for it kind of a person. Sometimes maybe a bit too much. Even if you might have gone for it a little bit too fast, you do have the personality that lets you experience all kinds of things that others would be too afraid to try. Embrace that excitement.“

[homietwt]

[addicted-to-friends]

[neonkontra]

[labella-instagram]

[modernise]

[understands]

[understands]

[compulsive]

[dirtsnakes]

sometimes making tea is less about drinking it and more ab it keeping you company

[perrfectly]

[tamper]

[heartsnmagic]

[headednorth]

[sojuandhenny]