House🌱Husband

Extra gay, mildly Jewish, cat loving, newly part-time retail worker, former psychiatric RN, and full-time house husband to an ethnic Catholic.

[my-husbands-catholic]

My dear friend Angela died in my house Friday. I did CPR, I did my best, so did the medics. All I can see is her face going gray while I did compressions. It's so different when it's not a patient. I'm going to miss her. She was taking her exam to be a probation officer tomorrow.

It's such a long, sad thing. Trying to find family. Waiting for the examiner, cleaning the medical waste up, waiting to be cleared to enter the scene and put all the chaos of an impromptu ER suite back in order. It's surreal. She's just gone. I'm gutted. She was here. 48 hours ago.

Life is fragile. I'll miss her.

[my-husbands-catholic]

With my first husband, I felt like I was stretching out happy moments into paper thin sheets to cover an unhappy life.

With my 💎second💎 husband I feel like pinpoint unhappy feelings disappear into an ⚛energetic mass⚛ of happiness like a gnat to a flame. 🔥

[my-husbands-catholic]

My husband just called

Francis the Cat a Moron for standing on the stove.

I've never loved him more.

Sadly we are still unemployed for the quarenpocalypse.

I just spiked a fever today and the husband is sol because Macy's is forever closed.

Help please 🙏🌈

@Lysos for Venmo

I did a photo thing for cashapp.

We really need your help. We're about $1200 short for the month.

[stuffaboutminneapolis]

[my-husbands-catholic]

[alwaysunnycaps]

[dinnerschild]

Tower unite

[horriblytasty]

[my-husbands-catholic]

No. Mustard is yellow ketchup.

Current hot debate with Catholic Husband during quarantine. Slightly behind mocking Nugenix weiner pills commercials.

a window into our lives 🌈

[jackiedaytona]

shane "eat the rich" madej

[strongermonster]

that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like “ahaha what? i don’t beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy” and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life

[skinamarinked]

[skinamarinked]

Personal favorite tags on this photo set so far

[smbc-comics]

[omghotmemes]

Time to write poetry

[whitepeopletwitter]

[brunopixels]

quarantine in nowhere

[politijohn]

So...you’re saying our private health care system isn’t working??? If only...there was...an alternative

[my-husbands-catholic]

But, the invisible ✋ hand of the free MARKET!?!?🎰🇺🇸🎰

[advice-animal]

Such Shameless Self-Promotion

[left-reminders]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Landlords shouldn’t be buying lattes and avocado toast.