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NOT A SPOILER FREE BLOG!!! Marvel, Overwatch, Star Wars, Assassin's Creed, Game of Thrones, Shadowhunters and Final Fantasy Trash! Ironstrange and Cloud are my current weaknesses

[hyrude]

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

[sherlock-is-ace]

i was looking for something specific, but i stopped the episode in this image lol

[alwaysagem]

[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[loverdeluxe]

today is the 02/02/2020 which is the same date backwards and that happens once in a thousand years so that’s cool

[srsfunny]

This Man Found A Wrestling Loophole And Now He’s Invincible

[coelasquid]

It’s like watching a raccoon try to eat a hermit crab.

[should-be-sleeping]

To win both of your opponents shoulders need to be on the mat.

[mossandsnalls]

SO THAT EXPLAINS IT THANK YOU

[catchymemes]

[sweet-soul-brotha]

[futuremoji]

fourth and ninth emojis are how you're gonna fail your new year resolutions 👀🙈

[sammsy]

Guess I’m back on this website thanks to two Dads™️ and their surprise children ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mermaidbush-deactivated20191129]

since apparently this is controversial, reblog with your country in the tags and whether or not you think noodles and pasta are the same thing

[jse-egopocalypse]

spell your username without using the letters in your name

mine is ptipi

[ghosticalz]

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

[smooththegoofyshark]

God speed pigeon

[jln-sakai-deactivated20190911]

B A S T E T

[danudaine]

DOES JACK MORRISON IS GAY??

[relucant]

my favorite thing about brooklyn 99 is that my favorite character is literally whichever character happens to be speaking at any given moment they’re all so good

[colinforreal-deactivated2019031]

Lol, mine is apparently, Maximum Risk (1996)  “Welcome to the other side of safe.” 

[calystarose]

https://playback.fm/birthday-movie - #1 movie on your bday 

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Mine was TimeCop and I’m fucking cackling

“They killed his wife ten years ago. There’s still time to save her. Murder is forever… until now.“

Van Dammit.

[sammsy]

Mine was Jerry Maguire and what I could find for a Tagline was:

“Everybody loved him... Everybody Disappeared.”

And that sounds so fucking ominous...

[egberts]

i seriously cannot believe foldable phones are about to make a comeback. foldable smartphones are being made right now. you can finally end a call with a clat again.

[egberts]

[hymnofvalefor]

finally I can hang my phone up in a dramatic way…again

[w0wls]

The clat will be more dramatic due to the screen shattering