Just be you and the sexy will flow through.

My name's Sam. Sam Evans. I have an awesome twin, Lukas. We're like two of the same people. And its honestly totally awesome. We're from Utah, a small town named Circleville. I also live a Selena Quintanilla appreciation life and I like cheese, preferably Gouda. For the past 5 years I've been working at Chippendales. That's right, I'm an exotic dancer. I've also made it my goal to follow around the Selena Quintanilla tribute band, but don't call me a groupie. I prefer the word fan.

[ifeel-itinmybones-blog]

Okay okay okay

[sammy-can-dougie]

honeynuttycheerio:

So, a whole bunch of you just started following me but I don’t want to list names because I don’t want screw up any of them and I don’t want to leave anybody out and now I’m rambling so shh Brittany stop talking.

But anyways, to everyone, hi!!!

Hey Britt! How you doin?

[nick-hudson-blog]

Two Pierces on my dash

[sammy-can-dougie]

nicholas-minaj:

sammy-can-dougie:

YOU CHEATED! YOU USED THIS BEFORE!

THERE’S ONLY SO MANY INSULTING PICK UP LINES, SAMMETH T_T

WELP. THERE GO MY DREAMS OF WRITING AN INSULTING PICK UP LINE BOOK

[nick-hudson-blog]

Two Pierces on my dash

[sammy-can-dougie]

nick-hudson:

brittspierce-:

Which girl? OH! That’s my twin sister. Really? Because we look exactly the same.

Were you in the Boy Scouts? Because you tied my heart in a knot. Also, you kinda look like a boy.

YOU CHEATED! YOU USED THIS BEFORE!

[krunchcroc]

[sammy-can-dougie]

burgundybob:

Dawwww. :3

afjlksjfs WHAT IS THIS

[iidontevenusethisanymore]

[princess-yuna]

[sammy-can-dougie]

princess-yuna:

I want this.

I don’t care if it has already been done.

I am in love with Lion King, and I will forever be in love with it.

[literallyxsatan-deactivated2026]

[sammy-can-dougie]

onewingedeagle:

Simba Perspective by *balaa

[drunkbynature]

[sammy-can-dougie]

crazy-bitch22:

so true

[mikeextraordinaire-blog]

[uglvqarents-blog]

[chloeevans1996-blog]

[sammy-can-dougie]

hahahaleypierce:

MAH BAYBAY /kicks rafiki

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH!

[uglvqarents-blog]

[arelationshiplike-deactivated20]

[sammy-can-dougie]

arelationshiplike:

I want a relationship…

(Suggested by deaf-from-the-silence)

[chloeevans1996-blog]

[pink--petals-blog]

[igetfoxdevilswild]

Visit Original Link

[sammy-can-dougie]

adorablelabrat:

The Lion Sleeps Tonight - Dubstep

[sammy-can-dougie]

Everyone knows that unicorns poop rainbows, son. Not cupcakes.

Well, there was talk about the cupcake pooping unicorn. But no confirmations.