forever wishing I was a badass heroine

[percyjacksonpdx-blog]

Percabeth 

[the-blue-baron]

*gets recast twice*

[percyjacksonpdx-blog]

Disco Darrin and Percy in our next episode, The Lotus Casino

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXNc4USQYhT1Yov8i0NHBAA

[whyberealistic]

darth vader is just the phantom of the opera in space

[whyberealistic]

fucked up face. wears a cape. super dramatic all the time

[werewolfenstein-deactivated2018]

First of all, how dare you…

[whyberealistic]

always enters rooms to his theme music. really likes choking people. clearly owns a shit ton of strobe lights and fog machines

[whyberealistic]

the Same™

[best-life-wisdom]

It’s funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on her back, my ex sleeps with everybody. That sorta thing.

[biasinboy-deactivated20220427]

This may be the most important post I ever make

but today at DEH, when Jared screamed, “FUCK YOU, EVAN! ASSHOLE,” Will Roland made a sobbing noise

[sleepycloudkitten]

do waitresses know that i love them and appreciate everything they do

[sleepycloudkitten]

i had the nicest waitress today who told me my outfit was cute and i wish i was rich cuz I would’ve tipped her so much more if I could

[holisticknight]

If you ever actually wanna help your waitress out, ask to speak to their manager before you leave and then tell the manager how awesome they are. Trust me, it makes a difference. Servers who get compliments from guests and customers get better hours, and the more you’re liked by the people who come in the more forgiving the bosses are when shit goes awry (say if you’re sick or you have a flat so you’re late, etc). Tell the manager. Do it! Aside from tipping it’s one of the best things you can do for us. Tell the manager you thought we were great. Tell the manager that we’re the reason you’re gonna come back. Talk us up! It’s a little like job security - if you tell the manager we’re the reason you’re here, they’re gonna be a lot more reluctant to let us go because then they’re losing your business, and they don’t want that. 

[sleepycloudkitten]

this is good advice, thank you 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[freaks-and-desario]

[the-ink-loons-daughter]

| You Are Art |

[igmakeup]

[kyrieelyse]

[onedirectionforever]

[twiggewed]

i got things to DO. i got soap to carve. i got rose petals to sprinkle in my bathtub. i got cats to put through college. i’m a busy person, karen.

[did-you-know]

There’s an ‘Upside Down Wine Glass’ that lets you confuse your friends by drinking wine from a real glass with a reverse design. Source

[shitpost-senpai]

how do you clean it?

[heatbugg]

By putting more wine in it!!

HAHA love you Brenda! Tell Dave he still owes me that peach pie recipe ;p

[noordinaryelf]

This maybe the best thing ever

[spiritsdancinginthenight-deacti]

Anubis & Horus spotted having tea in Cairo, 2006.

[greentracksuitgohan-deactivated]

They’re spilling it girls

[parkerpete-archive]

Y'know, I applied my own lipstick on Lip Sync Battle.