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LOST as John Mulaney Quotes, Part 2
Desmond:
Daniel:
Penny:
Ben:
Juliet:
Tom:
Miles:
Richard:
Danielle:
Christian:
Alex:
Frank:
Charlotte:
Keamy:
The Man in Black:
Jacob:
The Flash Sideways:
Someone please teach me how to do backgrounds, so I can do my girl Monica justice.
human instincts
ghost detection
no one here knows you but they all hate you
go pet that large predatory animal
hit person with cardboard tube
Slap someone with overly long sleeves
The unbelievably strong desire to just scream
clack tongs like crab
Hit yourself with cardboard tube
Pop bubble wrap
Crunch a leaf with your shoe
Fun animal facts I have learned being a zoo docent
1. There are several ways to classify the large cats, one of the more useful ones is into the roaring cats (tigers, lions) and the purring cats (bobcats, lynxes). The puma (also known as the mountain lion) is the largest cat that purrs. I’ve heard it up close, it’s amazing. A cheetah’s purr sounds like an idling motorcycle engine.
2. Kangaroos cannot move their legs independently of each other, they have to move them in sync - when they’re on land. When they’re swimming, they can move them separately. Hopping is their most efficient way to move - a walking kangaroo is awkward as hell. They swing both legs forward using their tail as a third leg to prop up while their legs swing.
3. People often think that flamingoes’ knees bend the wrong way. They don’t - the joint you’re seeing in the middle of their leg isn’t their knee, it’s their ankle. Their knee is up by their body, and it bends the same way ours does.
4. Giraffes only sleep 1-2 hours a day.
5. Bald eagles’ vocalizations are not what you expect. When you see a flying bald eagle in the movies and hear that majestic caw sound? That isn’t an eagle, it’s been dubbed over with another bird, usually a red-tailed hawk. Bald eagles actually sound…not majestic. Kind of like if a kitten could be a bird.
6. Elephants are one of only a handful of animals that can pass the mirror test - in other words, they can recognize their own reflection (and not think it’s another animal, as dogs and cats usually do). They tested this by placing a chalk mark on an elephant’s forehead and then showing it a mirror. The elephant investigated the mark on its own forehead, indicating it knew that it was looking at itself. The only animals that pass this test are the higher primates, the higher cetaceans (orcas, dolphines), elephants, and weirdly, magpies.
7. One-fifth of all the known mammal species are bats.
8. A kangaroo mother can have three joeys simultaneously at different stages of development: an embryo in her womb (kangaroos can do what’s called embryonic diapause which means sort of putting the development on pause until she’s ready for it to develop further), a joey in her pouch attached to one nipple, and a joey out of the pouch on the ground who nurses from the other one. The amazing thing? Each of her nipples make different formulations of milk for each joey’s different nutritional needs.
9. Bonobos, our closest genetic relative (they are more closely related to us than they are to either chimps or gorillas) are almost entirely non-aggressive, matriarchal, and use sex to solve all their problems. They engage in both same and opposite sex interactions, non-penetrative sex (oral, rubbing, manual) and with any age. That’s an interesting area to work in, lemme tell you.
10. Tortoises have super loud sex. Like, really loud.
11. All grizzlies are brown bears, but not all brown bears are grizzlies (grizzlies are a sub-categorization of the brown bear).
12. Reindeer are the only deer species where both males and females grow antlers. The males shed theirs the beginning of December, the females shed theirs in the spring. So all of Santa’s reindeer are girls, heh. I love telling little kids that.
13. If a rhinoceros knocks off its horn, it grows back faster than you’d expect. One of ours, Rosie, has knocked hers off twice.
14. Gorillas get crushes on each other. And on the humans that take care of them. Male gorillas also masturbate. I don’t know if the females do, I’ve never seen it. Sometimes it’s like a soap opera up in there.
15. Langur monkeys are silvery-gray in color - their babies are bright orange. Like Cheeto orange, I do not exaggerate.
16. Polar bear fur is not white, it’s transparent, like fiber optics. Also, their skin is black.
This is all excellent and awesome and I am a happier, better person for this knowledge.
Also, you go badass lady reindeer. Sleigh.
This was really cool to read actually.
Cheeto babies confirmed.
So….I totally never thought about this. I’m sure very few of you have. I don’t know about you, but I’m a bit disturbed…
Wow. Food for thought. I’m sure there’s an answer though.
Their names were translated/Anglicized after going from Greek to English.
The names of the Apostles are of Greek, Aramaic and Hebrew origins. The Hebrew, Aramaic and “Greek” named Apostles were: Shim’on = Simon (Hebrew origin). Y’hochanan = John (Hebrew origin). Mattithyahu = Matthew (Hebrew origin). Ya’aqov = James (Hebrew origin meaning Jacob). Bar-Tôlmay = Bartholomew (Aramaic, which is related to Hebrew). Judah = Jude / Saint Jude (not to be confused with Judas Iscariot, Hebrew origin). Yehuda = Judas Iscariot (Hebrew origin, Betrayed Yeshua/Yehosua the Messiah). Cephas / Kephas = Peter (Hebrew / Aramaic origin meaning “Rock”). Tau’ma = Thomas (Aramaic origin). Andrew = Andrew (Greek origin. Is the brother of Cephas / Kephas). Phillip = Phillip (Greek origin). You will note that there are only 11 names, that is because there were 2 Apostles named Ya’aqov (James), which brings the total to 12 apostles.
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To expand on this, Jesus’s name is Anglicized in this way as well. We get Jesus from the Latin form of the Greek “Ἰησοῦς”(Iēsous), which is derived from the Herbrew “ישוע”(Yeshu’a, which meant “YHWH is Salvaion”, YHWH, or Yahweh being the name of God). When another form of that name, ” יְהוֹשֻׁעַ”(Yeoshu’a) was allowed to Anglicize through a different set of corruptions, it entered the English Language through Reformist Protestants as the name “Joshua”. Yes. Jesus’s actual name is Joshua.
joshua christ this is fascinating
oily josh
To be black & depressed
You gotta deal with your own demons and the weight of the world, all while having your feelings not taken seriously.
It’s sad how many ppl get what I’m saying, I really wish ppl couldn’t relate. We gotta do better, self care is essential
this is so true and it’s really sad.
SO ACCURATE IM SCREAMING
Your lack of motivation is categorized as laziness
Your messy house is described as carelessness
Your quiet is understood as anger
Your fatigue is something that can be prayed out of
Your irritability is perceived as attitude problem
Your not eating must be a fast or diet
and antisocialness has to be hating, beefing, or not fucking with people when really you are having a hard time fucking with life
Your constantly characterized as “strong” when you try to hard to find safe spaces to be vulnerable and sensitive
i know this sounds dumb, but y'all don’t understand the significance of erik killmonger going to the naval academy.
so i made a list:
40,000 people apply to the service academies every year, with about 15,000 of those applicants applying to the naval academy. the fact that he got in is insane enough.
you have to be recommended by member of congress. you read that right. in order to even apply for the united states naval academy, you have to have a letter of recommendation from a member of congress. so that means he got one.
the gpa you need to get in? don’t even think about it unless you have a 4.0+ these students have higher gpa’s, sat, and act scores than ivy league students. he had to have almost perfect grades.
you can’t go if you’re under the age of 17 and agent ross said he graduated from annapolis (the naval academy) at 19. so he must have gone in as a 17 year old and skipped a year (which you also aren’t allowed to do) and graduated at 19. that’s unheard of.
also, it’s almost impossible to go without a varsity letter, so he played sports in high school and played them well. and they don’t care is you have a four year varsity letter for rowing, you have to be good. i mean state championship winning teams. i mean aau national championship mvp. gatorade high school athlete of the year level good.
they usually make you serve your five years (if you go to any us military service academy, you have to serve in that branch for five years bc you don’t pay for anything) before going to navy seal camp, but agent ross said he went straight to the seals, meaning he did navy seal training (the hardest us military training course) at 19. so instead of service selecting another branch or a ship like all seniors do, he went to the seals.
it seems trivial, but as someone who tried to get into the naval academy, let me tell you that it was no small feat and the fact they brushed over it in the movie was a shame.
I want emo versions of idioms
Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”
You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life
“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos
classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh
“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”
– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize
“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”
– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise
this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis
“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he’s created?”
-Steve Buscemi’s character in Spy Kids 2
fullmetal alchemist brotherhood vs. the original manga
pros: improves a lot of weak points in the manga (removes jokes in bad taste and fixes scenes that could’ve been handled better) and is overall a better experience
cons:
roystache
So funny story about this FMAB began airing at the same time as the manga was playing out its final act, and despite the large initial time gap, the anime still caught up and came dangerously close to overtaking the manga. How close? The final chapter of the manga was released a mere two weeks before the finale episode of FMAB aired. Of course, FMAB was made for the express purpose of portraying the manga start to finish, so there was no danger of it diverging its plot course, but this meant that for the sake of making sure the manga was finished before the anime AND that the anime kept airing faithful content without breaks in its schedule, two things happened: 1) Hiromu Arakawa started churning out chapters that were about twice as long as normal (the final chapter, chapter 108, was over 100 pages long) 2) the animators had to work from Arakawa’s drafts of the last few chapters to produce the last few episodes. They worked from her drafts. Which not only can partly explain some of the differences between the two finales, but also implies that Moustache Roy might have originally been in those drafts. Please imagine Hiromu Arakawa hemming and hawing over giving Roy a moustache… and then ultimately deciding last minute NO SCREW THAT ITS UGLY after the animators had already put it into the anime version of the epilogue. Or alternatively, imagine it having supposed to be a joke of hers all along, that was unfortunately taken seriously by the animators. whoops.
twitter user rufallosfluff is a fucking genius
we feel you dude
blowin kisses to the crowd…
“yeah hes gone”
these are some of my favourite background/ hard to miss -animations from coco! : -D there are captions!
Matsu: I brought you frankincense
L: thank you
Light: and I brought you murr
L: thank you
Light: mur-DER
L, gasping: Kira!
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When you’ve been abused by a parent like that dealing with anything afterwords is terrifying.
I can only imagine the emotions Zuko was feeling when he apologised to Iroh there.
^This is one of the reasons that I think going in to apologize to Iroh is one of the bravest things that Zuko’s ever done, because of how much it must have terrified him to do so (Iroh would never hurt Zuko like that, but that fear had to have been at the top of Zuko’s mind at this moment)
And why I love Iroh so, so much for being who he is.
Photos That look Like Renaissance Paintings
I wish we had the credit for all these photos
sorry about that, here you go:
four men, one smoking - Dimitri Staszewski
brawling ukrainian politicians - Valentyn Ogirenko
man painting with cat in foreground - Reddit user Ktai_Arterion
ted cruz - Jason Reed
man lying in busy street - Joel Goodman
laughing man framed by grimy window - Leo Berne
woman baking in sunlight - Bas Uterwijk
bickering traders on a red couch - Adam Grey
I want to apologise to
- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown
- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world
- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music
- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever
- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer.
- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work.
- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much
- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.
- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity.
This is what sexism does. The media runs a smear campaign against women. And when we were younger we knew no better and trusted them. Now we know better.