incorrect rivusa quotes

[sammymenezes]

Riven: wanna help me commit a felony?

Musa: what!? No!!

Riven: oh sorry

Riven: *whispering* wanna help me commit a felony?

Musa: *whispering* of course, what do you need?

[sammymenezes]

Musa, wearing a new dress: how does this dress look?

Riven: amazing, i wish i could pull that off

Musa: go ahead

Riven: what?

Musa: what?

[sammymenezes]

*Musa, wearing Riven's shirt*

Riven: stealing from me again, red flag?

Musa: what?

Riven: first my heart, then my clothes... What's next? My last name?

[sammymenezes]

Bloom: who do we know that has handcuffs?

Riven: well Musa and i-

Musa: *glares at Riven*

Riven: -wouldn't know

[sammymenezes]

Sky, texting: answer your phone

Riven, texting back: one sec i can't find my phone

Sky: okay

Sky, 5 minutes later: you're a horrible friend. You're killing me. You're killing your friend.

[sammymenezes]

Riven: you know why i called you here?

Musa: because i accidentally sent you a picture of my boobs

Riven: *stops pouring two glasses of wine* accidentally?

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[sammymenezes]

Riven: i once had a haircut i deeply regret

Stella: is it the one you have now?

Riven: no

Stella:

Stella: it should be

[sammymenezes]

Riven: *does something risky and stupid*

Musa: i have no words

Riven, narrating: despide having no words, Musa proceded to yell at me for the next hour and a half

[sammymenezes]

Sam: *flirts with Musa*

Riven: *staring at them silently*

Sky: you're really quiet today

Riven: *still staring* nobody plans a murder out loud

[sammymenezes]

Riven: is everything alright?

Musa: everything's fine babe

Riven: did you just call me "babe"?

Musa: can i call you that?

Riven: you can call me whatever you'd like

Musa: alright, Lightning McQueen

Riven:

Riven: i hate you

Musa: no, you don't

Riven, sighing: no, i don't

[sammymenezes]

Bloom: why is Musa crying on the floor?

Stella: she's drunk

Bloom: aaaaand?

Stella: she saw a picture of Riven's girlfriend

Bloom: but... She is Riven's girlfriend

Stella: i know

[sammymenezes]

*at the sparring sessions*

Musa: i win

Riven: i'm literally pinning you down

Musa: i know

Riven: oh

Riven: *smirks*

[sammymenezes]

Riven: rules are made to be broken

Aisha: they were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken

Riven: uhh... piñatas

Musa: glow sticks

Bloom: karate boards

Terra: spaghetti when you have a small pot

Riven: rules

Aisha:

[sammymenezes]

Riven: you were wanting to kiss me all night?

Musa: yes

Riven: even when you were yelling at me?

Musa: yeah, then too

Riven: so is this some sort of recent new development in your life?

Musa: wanting to kiss you? No. It's sort of always been there. Like white noise

[sammymenezes]

Musa: Riven is too tall for me to kiss him in the lips, what should i do?

Bloom: punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him

Aisha: tackle him

Terra: dump him

Stella: kick him in the shin

Riven: nO TO ALL OF THOSE???? JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN

[sammymenezes]

Riven: i have the sharpest memory. Name one time i forgot something

Sky: you left me in the parking lot three weeks ago

Riven: i did that on purpose