Those Things in Life

Sammy-Waaa. 26.

[wellbutrinboy]

emotionally? the year is 1875 and i have tuberculosis

[anexperimentallife]

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

[littlewitchlingrowan]

I better see EVERYBODY reblogging this

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

[kyloren]

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) dir. Ron Howard

[kingofwhitetigers1994]

[catchymemes]

Engineer Jordy Moos programmed his Christmas tree lights to play Snake.

[sammywasaurusrex]

Pretty sure I’m living with a ghost 👻😧

[acreaturecalledgreed]

I JSUT REMEMBERED THE “WHERES THE BABIES” VIDEO AND I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[acreaturecalledgreed]

[sealcontent]

i wish i could say “where’s the babies” to summon several tiny mewing blobs to climb on me

[viinnttaaggee]

I need long hugs, night walks , and late night talks

[syntacked]

“How beautiful it would be to find someone who’s in love with your mind.”

— Unknown (via syntacked)

[frogfully]

[iits-all-about-lovee]

I could spend hours looking at you

[gahdamnpunk]

None of the comments on the right work anyway. EVER.

[wrathofthestag]

You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.

[mklutz]

my sister has a substitute teacher from the UK who said “Cheerio!” at the end of class and obvi her response was “and froot loops to you” before walking out the door to the bus

[bokchewy]

O.o I’m dead

[penicillium-pusher]

me: ok website, I’d like to see ENTRY-LEVEL jobs only, please

website: you got it!

job: minimum requirements: Master’s degree, 5-7 years relevant experience, certification in advanced analytics, must have been to the Moon at least twice, Olympic champion (gold medal preferred), priority given to WWI veterans