[samoyuel]

hi tumblr i miss you

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

humans don’t have enough ornamentation. where’s the plumage, the antlers

[wetorturedsomefolks]

i could go for a good vibrant throat sac i could display as i sing in the mating season

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Humans have some of the most extreme hair variation over their bodies in the animal kingdom, with hair on some parts of our body a few millimetres long and fine enough to be almost invisible, and hair in other parts a good metre long if not artificially trimmed. Part of the inside of our mouths are turned out to make our lips bright red, we have comically oversized breasts and lack penis bones to make erections more indicative of impressive circulation, and have some of the most complex behavioural adaptations to self-ornamentation for courtship seen in anything that doesn’t spend half its life collecting blue bottle caps. How much ornamentation do you want?

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

I’d like antlers, as previously stated

[deathgasmic]

there is actually nothing wrong with me i have just been on this website since i was 14

[spamton]

liberal bikini bottom

spongeTHEY squXrepants

MX. krabs

Squidward THEMtacles

PRONOUNtrick star

Squilliam Fancyson

SHE/HERdon Plankton

[sliversoakley4]

this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one

[bambicest]

What’s writing, you know? What does writing actually mean?

[ratfuck]

Good morning Minecraftia! It's a beautiful sunny morning with mild winds at 3 blocks per second and skeletons on fire. Coming up is Eye of The Spider by Itsoo1 and then Diggy Diggy Hole, after these messages. You are listening to 106.7, the BLOCK!

[ampervadasz]

[bunjywunjy]

[self-critical-automaton]

in ‘the creation of adam’, Man lies back indolently, reaching out idly in response to the forwards-thrusting touch of divinity, well within reach but lacking the drive to take it, representing the naive state of original mankind, unburdened by consciousness or desire.

In this fascinating modern take, however, the artist instead shows Man as a driving force, frantically throwing aside all barriers and restrictions in pursuit of his goal: a goal which remains impossible to reach. Fast food, representing compromise for survival in the face of an uncaring and overstressing world, hangs awkwardly in the center of an uncrossable abyss. Note the use of highly-rendered tensed musculature to imply physical effort, emphasized by the contrast with loose, hanging fabric, and also the lack of effort on the part of the employee: She is trying, and were she reach out just a little further, then through their collaboration would Man attain his goal. But, the strictures of her position allow only a certain amount of human generosity and kindness. The structures we build as humanity prevent us from doing all that we can to help one another, and this remains true even when presented with a fellow human willing risk death, to survive.

[redshifting]

[samoyuel]

why does tumblr keep updating the way it looks and why does every update make me dislike it more ):<

[samoyuel]

i take it back. i’ve managed to curate my tumblr fyp to be no less than 80% sam winchester and as much as i hate that the fyp exists at all, i am okay with this

[samoyuel]

why does tumblr keep updating the way it looks and why does every update make me dislike it more ):<

[argumate]

oh yeah well what if trains entering tunnels didn’t symbolise sex, in fact what if sex symbolised railway engineering, how about that huh

[badeliz]

everything is about sex, except sex, which is about trains

[ukulelekatie]

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

[romanimp]

#not to brag but im so fckn good at this

[1rakus]

would you survive on a “deserted” island

[1rakus]

ppl on this quiz keep being like “i died?! whaaa?!” like bro have you tried being less prone to dying? shut up and go do lunges or something

[somecunttookmyurl]

jokes on you i was already weird

[belphegor1982]

all right then

[limbosava]

archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

[staticandlove]

Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies

[ashestoashesjc]

[colorousme]

Behold, the digital artchery glove!

….but Wait…

…….!!!

FUCKA YOUUU!!!!!

[sudra]

[straightboyfriend]

[bisexualspongebob]

[lvl-5-kobold]

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”