[babyratparty]

me: oh my sauce is missing sometjing. help

garlic:

[huffylemon]

[teathattast]

[pkmndaisuki]

with everyone rightfully panning that new "adult" scooby-doo show, i thought about the gang actually being adults today. since the original show debuted in 1969, and with them being teens back then, in 2023 they'd be in their early 70s. so have some retiree scooby gang!

fred i just figured he'd be a kind unassuming older gentlemen who still has a penchant for tiny pranks. the kinda grandpa figure who always has a few pieces of candy in his pocket just in case it looks like someone needs one.

shaggy would absolutely be like willie nelson, full stop. chill old dude, knows the lyrics to everything 70s, and often volunteers at animal shelters mostly as a dog walker/socializer.

daphne i imagine would be a graceful ager but embraces her silvery hair like helen mirren or jamie lee curtis, and supports young up and coming fashion designers/models through a foundation she set up.

velma put out a few mystery novels in her 40s that took off and now, similar to daphne, mentors other authors through creative writing seminars. she has trifocals now.

the unfortunate reality is that dogs don't live near as long as people, even ones with a tenuous grasp of the human language. but, over the years, each of them has adopted different dogs and given them as much love as they did their beloved great dane detective.

[as-seenon-tv]

wake up babe, new tumblr icon just dropped and it actually FUCKS

[duckdotcom]

your boyfriend fell on the bong and we smoked him sorry. he was normal sized but we were patient and saw it through

[speedlimit15]

horror movie where the protagonist only has an inhale activated vape as a light source

[daiisydaiisyneighborhood]

[corrucyst]

working at a dispensary is funny. guy came in and asked for "weed for guys" and i said "what do you mean" and then he just apologized and left

[apjvff]

it's amazing how the entire ocean is alive. every drop of sea water. bacteria and algae everywhere. you can tell i'm high on green tea lol

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

from "it's a gay life" by gerard p. donelan. 1980s.

[fagsex]

sorr- (remembers that thanking instead of apologizing is healthier for you and your relationships) thank you for allowing me to prematurely ejaculate on your couch

[sys-garden]

Me healing my inner child (real)

[sully76]

I <3 balls lol

[gerardpilled]

have you ever thought to yourself, "hey, maybe I won't be an edgy faggot today?"

Received this ask January of 2017. Just needed to think about it for a bit. Answer is no.

[trashpits]

i just wanna give a shout-out to he/theys and she/theys. i hope everyone mixes it up for you.

[minecraft]

What’s one aspect about Minecraft you wish would be different?

[cloudymines]

I wish yuo could give endermen a flower and they would become your friend :)

[minecraft]

:)