we been know

i am emma / i love collecting things

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

*sees your dead body * eewww lol *remembers we are mutuals* well idk :-) its cute i guess

[glowcowboy]

hey quick question btw. what the fuck is going on

[beadyeyes]

[angelicdewdrop]

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[spiribia]

HIJK is not my personal favorite part of the alphabet song but i appreciate the artistry. it is the sort of labored uphill climb that lends itself to the free downhill spillage of LMNOP. each letter is like an effortful punctuation of an iron pick into the mountain side as you hoist your way up. you can almost hear the shrill of each strike chafing

[blemgoid]

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

Your high school chemistry teacher is on Instagram. Join Pee Dog and 18 others in following them

[dracoj]

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

[bearie]

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

[angelicguy]

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

[bearie]

do you want custody of the post

[angelicguy]

I just wanna hang out

[weirdness-is-good]

[disgustinggf]

[soulren]

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

[cheddar-baby]

What the hell?

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]