[vintage-tigre]

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Why is the music not salem :(

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I kinda can't wait to get older. I wish I could jump forward a couple of decades. I feel like it's more socially acceptable to k*y*s the older you are, no one will really care. Tho Izumi Suzuki did die when she was 36

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So uh I wanna ❤️die❤️

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Something bad happened and it's painful to talk about. Anyway, I'm in grieving

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Straight women moment

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My coworker sent me pictures of his cats that's so cute 🥺 then I saw he had a copy of A Little Life in the background and I mentioned I read it as well I hope that's not creepy

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I get excited when I see words I like. Like a dog would if they could read

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(British, Australia, euphemistic slang) Piss: urine.

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(Informal, euphemistic) An act of urination.

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My coworker just told me he got hired by blackr*ck 😳

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Me if I was a parent

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He's so cute and handsome 🥺

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I dreamed I got caught lifting in a grocery store so they took me to the lp office but the lp officer was a drag queen and she had a whole entourage of drag queens and gays, and we just walked out the store? Then I met a niche band I was really into (not an actual band from outside the dream world, but like an amalgamation of different bands) and after I fangirled they asked me if I wanted to do a cover of their song for their tiktok(?), so then the singer was trying to teach me vocal warm-ups in order to get in the key of the song?

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Yes and? Me honestly

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I might lose my job and the prospect of logging into l*nkedin is triggering my fight or flight response

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I need stoners in my life