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@sampoundisnumberone
rich people i hate u also let me swim in ur pool
A tribute album to Weird Al that features the actual bands covering their own parody covers.
mom: go to bed me: there is a new meme mom: its 4 am me: i must capitalize on its success
psa. if we’re mutuals, we’re automatically friends. u don’t need to say things like “sorry to bother” or “sorry im annoying” bc ur not. ur my friend. u can come to me for anything. u need help? im here. wanna chat? hmu. just wanna gush abt your muse? go for it. we’re friends. ily.
writer from 200 years ago: heres a simple story about a man on a boat with no underlying themes
english teachers:
@ anybody trying to give me verbal instructions
[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]
Thank you @phils-thicc-eyelashes for appreciating my blog. I like your blog too. love you bb
(my old username was phils-thicc-eyelashes) love you too bb
People: *showering me with compliments* Me: okay but what about that one negative comment I received June 6th 2003 ? Im trash sweetie
@sampoundisnumberone
Actually you
stop exposing me like this @usuallyweepingnacho
Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is
“What’s that musical? The one where we see a teenager’s life go downhill after the death of a classmate?”
“No, I mean, uh— the one where technology basically fucks up with everyone”
“Actually, I mean the one in which a kid almost destroys the school”
“No wait, the kid let’s themselves be influenced by something that no one else can see”
dirt is basically crushed up rocks right
and. salt is a rock
so is granulated salt…….. dirt?
are you telling me….. that HAMBURGERS are DIRT
No they’re SOIL. Weren’t you paying attention?
*initiates bank robbery with a rubber band*
a robber band