I'm not drunk, I'm metal

- Myself after a staggering amount of alcohol intake

[sampshowell]

#NowPlaying Depression Asshole by Asbestos Lead Asbestos

[sampshowell]

Thought this picture would benefit the world or some shit.

[memegod]

[cedar-glade]

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[cussstard]

[2winpeaks]

[fuks]

[twinheadism]

[huntintrip]

[weatherscan]

[sampshowell]

(:

[melonboyy]

when u feelin a lil depressed so u go to sleep n have a happy dream about ur gf n she makes u feel better

[zackisontumblr]

this is a wholesome meme

[sampshowell]

This meme is too relatable, it even got my physical appearance correct.

[nightmaresarefriends]

[sampshowell]

When a customer complains to me about some stupid shit.

[methhomework]

[ionlyfollowbadblogs]

when you send a snapchat to the wrong person

[distinguishedbaloney]