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𝐒𝐀𝐌 𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒' 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄:

#limafmtask:01 #// might make a graphic one day idk!

𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐄.

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Teenager or not, that’s still a child. A bunch of people hanging out on an app that is mostly popular among teens, still doesn’t sound ‘cool’.

At least you have one thing right. Yeah, it’s an Ivy League and the only school I would have even considered going to. Wait, what clothing brand? What the fuck are you on about?

Harry Potter was made for children and Star Wars was made for incels.

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Tomato tom-ah-to, my chickadee. But I think you’d cool down a little if you were on it. You’d definitely be a little less mean.

Columbia, the clothes brand? The one that makes really cozy jackets.

Hey! It so was not. There’s not even any incels in Star Wars! Except maybe Palpatine. He gives off the I Hate Women vibes.

#hope.

𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐀.

Oh my god, of course you’re getting a costume! I’m gonna need my bar buddy for Halloween and I am not letting you out without a badass look.

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Oh. My. God. How cool would it be if we showed up to Scandals in matching costumes? I think that’d be pretty baller of us.

#tina.

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍.

I told myself when it was first released that I wasn’t going to purchase it. That I wasn’t going to cave to the new and exciting game. Well I guess about a year and a half I think later I finally caved and got it for myself. Why didn’t anyone tell me or warn me how addicting that this stupid Animal Crossing New Horizon’s game is? It’s not fair how much time in consumes from you. I could be working on paperwork and doing the whole lawyer thing like I’m supposed to, but nope I’m stuck playing a stupid game on this stupid switch in my free time. Someone save me from this dark hole please. @limafmstarters

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Isn’t it such an awesome game? I love Tom Nook, even if he does take all my money, little capitalist dude. But now, we can’t have you getting off your work schedule dudette. You’ve gotta be a smart gal! Probably wouldn’t be best if you got fired or, I guess you can’t really get fired, can you?

#quinn.

𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑.

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My family has never been big on church or religion, and I’ve definitely never been to Zion Baptist. We’ll see… I’ve kind of had my fill of conservative people as of late.

Peanut butter cups and Doritos? Interesting combination. Not sure I’ve actually had Doritos, but I definitely have had peanut butter cups.

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I totally get that, broski, but we aren’t super crazy conservative types. Or, Pastor Wilde kinda is, but I’ve just learned to tune out the bad stuff. Other than the occasional comment, he’s got some pretty good services, and we’re really all just about people showing each other the right path.

You’ve never had Doritos? They’re like the best! Cool ranch is my favorite, but they’ve got nacho cheese, spicy, sweet chili, all are pretty bomb, but nothing’s like my good boy cool ranch.

#hunter.

𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐄.

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Are you trying to tell me a thirteen year old isn’t a child? I wouldn’t be caught dead on something so stupid anyway.

Yeah, from when I was eighteen and going to Columbia up until a couple years ago, when I spent my time living abroad and travelling, seeing more of the world than most people will ever get the chance to. Isn’t Harry Potter also for children? I’m sensing a theme here…

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No, they’re a teenager. thir-TEEN. It’s in the name! But there’s tons of people on there. Celebrities, doctors, teenagers who look like their thirty. It’s so cool.

Woah, so you’re mean and smart. That’s deadly. Columbia is the Ivy League one, right? Or did you work at the clothing brand? Heck nah! Harry Potter grew up with its audience so early stuff is kiddish but it gets kinda brutal in the end. Like when Dobby dies. I cry every time. Next you’re gonna tell me Star Wars is for kids.

#hope.

𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀.

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Oh, she’s definitely a blast to work with, that’s for sure… and probably more fun than Figgins, though I’m not sure how attractive a person is should be a qualification for who would make a better boss… But uh… what airline video are you talking about? Or… do I want to know?

You know how in old movies and television shows people would smoke a cigarette after sex? That’s… pretty much what she was referring to. Which is totally on brand for April but maybe not the most appropriate thing for a boss to say?

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I’m sure it has no factor. Pastor WIlde’s a cool boss too, but I feel like he wouldn’t be a good kisser, you know? Then again, he does have kids so... maybe he knows what he’s doing. Oh! My boy Figgins used to do airline videos back in his hayday, like back in India hayday. They’re a little kooky but very informative!

Huh, I never knew that. I just always thought they were nicotine addicts. I think it’s appropriate, it shows she cares about your sex life! That’s more than most bosses care about.

#monica.

text 📲 Fred & George

SETH: ...Moon Walk isn't THAT recent, Sammy.

SAM: but modern's like anything from the 20th century to now

SAM: ... right?

#seth.

𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 | PARA

𝐖𝐇𝐎: Sam Evans & @astevieevans

𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍: Thursday, August 13th. Afternoon.

𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄: Allen County Fairgrounds

Sam was always the kind of dude that’d be down for a carnival, fair, or anything that involved bumper cars! He was a child at heart and that meant that anytime something slightly fun came to town, he’d be in a hundred percent, but he needed a buddy. You can’t just ride bumper cars alone! Instead of asking out someone on a date, he decided to take the next possible solution. Family. Hitting up Stevie, it didn’t take much to convince him to come with and come Thursday afternoon, Sam was over at the fairground as early as could be to buy a ticket and get inside. He desperately wanted funnel cakes and to hop on a cool ride.

“I’ve got it,” he said to Stevie, paying for both of their entryways. He knew Stevie was just working at Scandals and Sam assumed he got paid more than Stevie, plus it was his little bro! What fun was it having older siblings if they didn’t pay for you? As they inched into the fairground, Sam could hear the carnival music going and the smell of various fried foods. It’s what he hoped Heaven would be like. “So, what should we hit up first? Food or rides?” He asked, turning to Stevie.

#para: adventures of a lifetime.#stevie.

Tina, my homegirl! Jamie-Lynn’s got me thinkin’ that Halloween is only like... days away which means I’ve gotta think of a costume, the kiddos love costumes! So, what are the chances I could commission a little thingy together? I don’t know what yet, but I’m happy to brainstorm!

@tinacclima

#tina.

text 📲 Fred & George

SETH: Is learning how to moon walk really important? lol

SETH: Don't ever change, Sammy.

SAM: of course it is!

SAM: it's like modern dancing or something

#seth.

SamCedes || Text

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Mercy: Sorry its been...one hell of a few months...or longer.

Mercy: Any day this weekend. I know I owe you a conversation I just wasn't ready to have it.

SAM: anything you wanna talk about??

SAM: i can probably drop by sometime friday after school. how's that sound?

#mercedes.

𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐄-𝐋𝐘𝐍𝐍.

So, now that it’s August, I need to start planning my Halloween costume. Last year I was Red from Fraggle Rock so I can’t do another Muppet two years in a row…Maybe Ruby Gloom? Or Euchariah from Halloween is Grinch Night! Ugh, so many options!

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Two months out, baby! Or I guess more like one. I don’t know, I’m not a mathemagician. I personally think it’d be hella rad if you did a Muppets theme two years in a row. The Muppets are cool! I don’t know what I’ll do for Halloween yet, I could always go as Billy Ray! That’d be super cool, I loved him in Hannah Montana.

#jamie lynn.

𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑.

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Right… That’s cool. I … don’t know who Pastor Wilde is.

Awe, Sam, that’s really sweet, honestly. I was definitely going to miss our talks in the halls, lunch room, and even in the gym. Don’t worry, you’re stuck with me now, all the snacks and sports talk you could want.

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You don’t know who Pastor Wilde is? He’s the dude over at Zion Baptist, you should totally come check us out sometime! He can be a little conservative at times, but he sends really good messages.

That’s so awesome, broseph. I’m gonna bring Reese’s Peanut Buttercups and Cool Ranch Doritos tomorrow and we’re gonna get crazy!

#hunter.

𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐄.

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Yeah, no… I don’t have that childish app on my phone and I really don’t plan on it, thanks. You have no basis to think I’d like it.

A witch is a witch, no matter what way you painted it, Evans. You started this and frankly, I will not be talked to in that way. Of course I’ve seen Wicked, I lived in New York, but that still isn’t the way that people use the term witch on a day to day basis.

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Hey, it’s for 13+, that’s not childish! That’s.... teenish. I’m super confused, why are you so butthurt? It’s an app! Not like - Armageddon.

Woah, you lived in New York? That’s hella tight. But I still don’t get your point. You’re mad because I called you a witch because I thought you were a magic person. Is wizard a more appropriate term? Kinda like in Harry Potter!