[samthesurfer]

Hi Sam! Can you say “Bi Rights”? ✨

Sure thing! :)

Bi rights!

[samthesurfer]

Thoughts on Daniel Howell?

I haven’t spoken to this man ever. Yet, he put me on his hitlist and threatened me on anonymous. I’m very confused, still, I want to state that his surname sounds like howl, which is pretty furry alike is you ask me. Why on earth would Phil Lester date a furry?

[samthesurfer]

omg my australian hero <3 im rooting for you, i hope one day phil lives his truth and finally starts a life with you instead of spaniel towel

Awe, thank you for your motivational words, stranger! I hope he does accept my offer, pray for a reply to my dm :)

[samthesurfer]

bold of you to turn your asks on. youre never going to have phil. he loves me and only me. go get eaten by a shark - dan (Phil Trash #1)

Stop haunting me, fucker. Chill or check your tank soon.

[samthesurfer]

I just want to anounce that Norman was a social experiment made by myself. I am really Norman. And I’m waiting for Phil to release me in the salty water of the sea so I can finally evolve to my human form and we can live together on our new house on Australia.

Have you ever saw Norman and I on the same room? There you go.

[danhowells-hitlist]

offical hit list

@samthesurfer

@kylefromthestationarystore

@jasononmsn

and that asshole from the bar

[samthesurfer]

Oh, hear me out, young man. You are nothing compared to my surfing skills.

[jasononmsn]

And I work in tech. I can program a robot and hack into your accounts. You don’t scare me.

[mrchineserestaurant]

Am I that asshole from the bar? I’d bet money I’ll end you in minutes.

[danhowells-hitlist]

you think you can defeat me? i have an army of thousands of lesbian phannies. we will not hold back, all is fair in love and war

[samthesurfer]

YOU can’t defeat me. I have the power of seas and comedy movies that nobody actually know about that you find on the screen of your plane seat by my side. And I promise you, those movies are so cringy.

[danhowells-hitlist]

offical hit list

@samthesurfer

@kylefromthestationarystore

@jasononmsn

and that asshole from the bar

[samthesurfer]

Oh, hear me out, young man. You are nothing compared to my surfing skills.

[samthesurfer]

who the fuck is phil lester

[kylefromthestationarystore]

the one who got away

[samthesurfer]

... what does that even mean

[kylefromthestationarystore]

it could’ve been me... hello. my name is [kyle]

[jasononmsn]

Guys, can I be in your club? Because sometimes I wish I could wind back time to the noughties.

[mrchineserestaurant]

I wish I could go back in time and ask for his number and not only if he was the guy of the commercial. I was his fan.

[samthesurfer]

Guys...

[normanlestowell]

someone help my dad’s comedy partner want to eat sushi tonight and he’s looking at me very tempted... i sense something’s gonna happen

[samthesurfer]

what the fuck

[samthesurfer]

there are things in life that make you feel very sorry until today. for example, @kylefromthestationarystore has been having a rough time being straight. i feel sorry for him

[samthesurfer]

why does people keep telling me about an emo guy who thrice found me in an airport and his boyfriend got jealous... i didn’t cause this, i don’t even fly

i’m really confused

[kylefromthestationarystore]

me 🤝 you

not appreciating phil lester when we had the chance

[samthesurfer]

i still don’t know who this dude is... but if it’s you in your profile picture you are pretty :)

[kylefromthestationarystore]

i have a gf :/

[samthesurfer]

you do...? it wasn’t my intention sorry man...

just wondering.... does this phil lester guy is somehow single?

[samthesurfer]

why does people keep telling me about an emo guy who thrice found me in an airport and his boyfriend got jealous... i didn’t cause this, i don’t even fly

i’m really confused

[kylefromthestationarystore]

me 🤝 you

not appreciating phil lester when we had the chance

[samthesurfer]

i still don’t know who this dude is... but if it’s you in your profile picture you are pretty :)

[samthesurfer]

why does people keep telling me about an emo guy who thrice found me in an airport and his best friend got jealous... i didn’t cause this, i don’t even fly

i’m really confused

[samthesurfer]

who the fuck is phil lester

[kylefromthestationarystore]

the one who got away

[samthesurfer]

... what does that even mean

[kylefromthestationarystore]

it could’ve been me... hello. my name is [kyle]

[samthesurfer]

i just wanted to have a profile for my surfing adventures...

[samthesurfer]

who the fuck is phil lester

[kylefromthestationarystore]

the one who got away

[samthesurfer]

... what does that even mean

[samthesurfer]

who the fuck is phil lester