Norman

the shrimp sucks

[samthesurfer]

I just want to anounce that Norman was a social experiment made by myself. I am really Norman. And I’m waiting for Phil to release me in the salty water of the sea so I can finally evolve to my human form and we can live together on our new house on Australia.

Have you ever saw Norman and I on the same room? There you go.

[danandphilsfish]

if you’re norman... then who am i....

[normanlestowell]

you are me and I am Sam

[normanlestowell]

whos steve and why are my dads paying more attention to them...... bro please feed me it’s been three weeks

[samthesurfer]

who the fuck is phil lester

[kylefromthestationarystore]

the one who got away

[samthesurfer]

... what does that even mean

[kylefromthestationarystore]

it could’ve been me... hello. my name is [kyle]

[jasononmsn]

Guys, can I be in your club? Because sometimes I wish I could wind back time to the noughties.

[mrchineserestaurant]

I wish I could go back in time and ask for his number and not only if he was the guy of the commercial. I was his fan.

[samthesurfer]

Guys...

[danhowells-hitlist]

you are all too late. he’s mine

[normanlestowell]

god damn little did I know that my dad so many suitors

[normanlestowell]

someone help my dad’s comedy partner wants to eat sushi tonight and he’s looking at me very tempted... i sense something’s gonna happen

[danandphilcrafts]

oh... wonder what could your owners do!

[normanlestowell]

WHAT

[normanlestowell]

someone help my dad’s comedy partner wants to eat sushi tonight and he’s looking at me very tempted... i sense something’s gonna happen