[deadandphilgames]

Is Kyle gonna marry me? ‘may rely on it’ 

i guess @kylefromthestationarystore has a chance after all

[kylefromthestationarystore]

Phil I Love You

[danhowells-hitlist]

offical hit list

@samthesurfer

@kylefromthestationarystore

@jasononmsn

and that asshole from the bar

[samthesurfer]

Oh, hear me out, young man. You are nothing compared to my surfing skills.

[jasononmsn]

And I work in tech. I can program a robot and hack into your accounts. You don’t scare me.

[kylefromthestationarystore]

I live a life of crime. I’m not afraid of breaking a few laws. You cannot defeat us Daniel.

[danhowells-hitlist]

offical hit list

@samthesurfer

@kylefromthestationarystore

@jasononmsn

and that asshole from the bar

[kylefromthestationarystore]

this is SLANDER and i will not stand for it

[healingisneeded]

congratulations you played me

[kylefromthestationarystore]

this was phils thoughts about me :(

[wg12349876]

dan: *furiously scribbling down in a notebook at 3am*

phil: “babe what are you doing?”

dan, muttering to himself like a gremlin: “fucking kyle. jason. nightclub bastard man. never again. i’ll show them. morons.”

[luisaloveshoney]

@amazingphil ‘s first crush !

I loved the new video! And felt the need to draw this comic, so enjoy! (Kyle’s just vibing, don’t mind him)

Please don’t repost, likes and reblogs make my day though :)

[kylefromthestationarystore]

if only 😔😔

It is good to see he is liking comments about me though, maybe one day we can finally be together

[kylefromthestationarystore]

[kylefromthestationarystore]

if only 😔😔

It is good to see he is liking comments about me though, maybe one day we can finally be together

[danielhowell]

can you guess which video we just filmed?

[samthesurfer]

there are things in life that make you feel very sorry until today. for example, @kylefromthestationarystore has been having a rough time being straight. i feel sorry for him

[kylefromthestationarystore]

it isn’t easy being straight but someone’s gotta do it

[samthesurfer]

why does people keep telling me about an emo guy who thrice found me in an airport and his boyfriend got jealous... i didn’t cause this, i don’t even fly

i’m really confused

[kylefromthestationarystore]

me 🤝 you

not appreciating phil lester when we had the chance

[samthesurfer]

i still don’t know who this dude is... but if it’s you in your profile picture you are pretty :)

[kylefromthestationarystore]

i have a gf :/

[samthesurfer]

you do...? it wasn’t my intention sorry man...

just wondering.... does this phil lester guy is somehow single?

[kylefromthestationarystore]

last i heard he had a comedy partner? a roommate for life? i think its definitely homoerotic.. they adopted a child together: norman i think??

honestly i dont know i cant look at his social media without crying so forgive me if im mistaken

[samthesurfer]

why does people keep telling me about an emo guy who thrice found me in an airport and his boyfriend got jealous... i didn’t cause this, i don’t even fly

i’m really confused

[kylefromthestationarystore]

me 🤝 you

not appreciating phil lester when we had the chance

[samthesurfer]

i still don’t know who this dude is... but if it’s you in your profile picture you are pretty :)

[kylefromthestationarystore]

i have a gf :/

[samthesurfer]

why does people keep telling me about an emo guy who thrice found me in an airport and his boyfriend got jealous... i didn’t cause this, i don’t even fly

i’m really confused

[kylefromthestationarystore]

me 🤝 you

not appreciating phil lester when we had the chance

[samthesurfer]

who the fuck is phil lester

[kylefromthestationarystore]

the one who got away

[samthesurfer]

... what does that even mean

[kylefromthestationarystore]

it could’ve been me... hello. my name is [kyle]

[kylefromthestationarystore]

every day i eat a chocolate and think about the life of gay crime i missed out on. phil lester.. if you’re out there.. i love you

[samthesurfer]

who the fuck is phil lester

[kylefromthestationarystore]

the one who got away