Jason On MSN

I really just want to talk.

[danhowells-hitlist]

offical hit list

@samthesurfer

@kylefromthestationarystore

@jasononmsn

and that asshole from the bar

[samthesurfer]

Oh, hear me out, young man. You are nothing compared to my surfing skills.

[jasononmsn]

And I work in tech. I can program a robot and hack into your accounts. You don’t scare me.

[jasononmsn]

A concept: a Chinese resataurant that transforms to a gay disco at night, a surf shop and aquarium on the weekends, and a brunch spot on Sundays with endless waffles and bottomless mimosas.

I am a software engineer and I know a good idea when I see one as I have been involved in many many startups.

[samthesurfer]

who the fuck is phil lester

[kylefromthestationarystore]

the one who got away

[samthesurfer]

... what does that even mean

[kylefromthestationarystore]

it could’ve been me... hello. my name is [kyle]

[jasononmsn]

Guys, can I be in your club? Because sometimes I wish I could wind back time to the noughties.

[jasononmsn]

Teenage hormones + technology = cringe

[jasononmsn]

Some nights I think about my past life as an early Internet pioneer and I am filled with nothing but regret.