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[russenhocke]

[cossackia]

average_russian_insurgent.mp4

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

hoyl fuck my sides

[goulashnikov-concern]

I can’t tell whats funnier:

-The way they yell “Russia!”

-The fact that they’re having a party in a shed with tires and other miscellaneous garbage on the roof

-The vodka induced singing and dancing

-The fact that it’s Russian pop

-The one obviously drunk guy in the bottom left corner who looks like he’s challenging the cameraman to a fight

-The other drunk guy who comes and tries to tell his agressive friend that it’s not worth it

[gaming-succubus]

The signs as drunk Russians:

Aries: Guy in Black Jacket and Ushanka

Taurus: Woman in blue jacket

Gemini: Guy who wants to fight the cameraman

Cancer: Guy that tries to stop friend from fighting cameraman

Leo: Guy in black jacket and beanie

Virgo: Guy dancing with drink

Libra: Cameraman

Scorpio: Guy in camo pants

Sagittarius: Guy in bomber jacket

Capricorn: Guy standing in the doorway, not wanting anything to do with this

Aquarius: Woman standing in the shed

Pisces: VICE news reporter

[chanderbing]

Play laser tag once a week. Give at least as many high fives as you get. And most importantly, whatever you do in this life… it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Wait for it…

[association-of-free-people]

Witchcraft

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

Oh

[secondhand-sheep-shack]

The math geek in me is giddy. 

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

WITCHCRAFT!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

I don’t buy that “graph” even a little. It’s clear that what I just witnessed is impossible without some kind of magic spell.

[dontneedfeminism2]

Bruh.

[justbadpuns]

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden..

The plot thickens.

[obviousplant]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[dead-kaworu-deactivated20160711]

What why did he do that

[meanplastic]

[lessmetamorebeta-deactivated201]

[thatfunnyblog]

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

[roofbrahmin-deactivated20191220]

[samuelbor]

Me: *breaking into the White House*

Obama: Excuse me you can't just-

Me: I'm sorry Mr. President but there is literally a Mewtwo in this room.

Obama: *pulls out phone* Holy shit really?

[buchichu]

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

one of my favorite tropes is when your group of main characters has been split up for questioning and they’re all answering the same questions in a neatly-spliced montage

[starfieldcanvas]

my favorite trope is when the stories blatantly and hilariously conflict

[lardypoison-deactivated20150405]

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

[pussylipgloss]

my children: hey mom whats for dinner??

me: oh hunny im serving up looks tonight!

my children: mother we haven’t eaten in days

[jeeno2]

(x)

I will miss this family so much.

[bestofpokemongo]

Get a room guys

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

post-meme