Johnny Silverhand answers @samurai-answers - Tumblr Blog

"Shit, how am I supposed to have fun if you won't even talk to me anymore? Come on, V!"

// it's been ages since you guys sent any asks for Johnny, so please do, I miss answering all the fun questions you send, and so does Johnny

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My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks.

Ask them funny questions, get personal, query about the people around them or pester them for their deepest darkest secrets - go wild! Include ✘ with the asks!

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Since you feel everything what V feels... How was your first time suffering period cramps with her?

"Honestly thought they were all exaggerating about their period pains... The first wawe was the worst, then it fucking lasted for 4 DaYS?! What?! How do they even survive? I thought I was going to die, like I have been gutted by the stomach. Nah, thank you, never again!"

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Johnny nice to meet u, I've a question after 170 hours gameplay. Are you always happy to see V or are your pants too tight? I'm aware about your impressive cock but...ehm...you know. I need to know for ...ehm...

Science.

Ty 😏

He raises an eyebrow then smirks. "It's just the leather pants... too tight in some places, but outlines my great cock."

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Hello again! Thank you for answering my ask. :3

Maybe you can try taking a cat-nap sometime? See what happens? You are in a highly unusual situation after all, why not experiment a little?

"Sure, whatever." Although he loses interest pretty quickly. "Honestly it's more than a bit frustrating that I can't do shit I did when I was alive, and it's fucking depressing... but sure, I'll try it in the future."

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Late night question because my sleep schedule is garbage. Let's say V took a lazy day and stayed home to just relax. Are you able to take a light cat-nap on the couch while V's doing something or just nap in general or is it more like you can't "sleep" per-say unless V's sleeping?

"Huh... I never actually tried it, but... I don't think I can. I have no actual needs, the only feelings I get is through V, so when V needs sleep I do. But there's really no point for me to do so.... Shit, I don't know. Hella confusing is what it is."

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You make me so feel so conflicted, I want to punch you in the face and bash your nose in for some of the comments you make but I also want to hug and console you and let you know you don’t always have to put on an act.

Nice... But I never put on an act, I'm always about being a hundred percent authentic. Probably that's why you want to punch me, because I always say what's on my mind without sugarcoating."

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Hello from the far cry 5 community✌🏻✨

#//well hello there

(Hello from the far cry 5 community!)What where your thoughts one v once you guys first started getting along?

"I had all those friends while I lived, only to realize they weren't my real friends. Hell, they all fucking hated me. But V. V's different. Somehow manages to put up with me 27/4 and still, be nice... V can always surprise me, in a good way, and also change me for the better. I care for them, just as much as they care for me..."

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Johnny, how do I become as punk rock as you are?

"By doing whatever the fuck you want at all times, despite the majority of society thinking you are bat shit crazy. It's literally more punk rock than anything Sid Vicious ever did."

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Johnny....What do you think about shy girls?

Hmmmm... depends. Are they shy because they are naive and innocent or just pretending to be interesting by being "mysterious" and shit? Either way, shows signs of craziness, those girls are usually the wildest in bed... or did you mean shy in the bed? Dunno, but for some weird reason I am more into it as I'm thinking about it.

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Got a question. So if you feel everything I feel, just a bit delayed, does that mean you also feel the headache that you're currently giving me?

"Might be. Or I managed to have a headache thanks to all the stupid shit you do."

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Johnny...we need to talk

"Do we now?" He asks in a monotone voice but with a mischief in his eyes. "Is it gonna be about the birds and the bees?"

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trashcatsnark

"I hope you were good today, doll. I am still waiting for you to try and make me all hot and bothered. Or "blush" as you said, though that shit makes me sound like a 14 year old teen in heat." - samurai-answers

Unlike you, I happen to be good everyday, thank you very much~

You really know you’ve been there and done it all if the word blush makes you feel like a teenager, but the phrase hot and bothered makes me feel like a pervert so I guess we’re even on that one.

Quite frankly my only real plan to test your theory of catching me if I throw myself at you, giving kisses all over your face, and if I can get by with it maybe playing with your hair because quite frankly the fact I haven’t been able to yet is a crime (and not the fun sexy kind). And this is definitely all with the plan of catching you off guard and not all because of my own selfish desires.

samurai-answers

"You speak like a fuckin' teenager, still... For whatever reason I'm semi-hard by the idea. Though I'm into some rough stuff. Pull on my hair baby, slap me in the face and call me your bitch... or the other way around, I can be really competative to be on top."