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“ eh, s’pose so. if methhead’s what you wanna’ call it then sure. people DEFINITELY shouldn’t judge you by what they see, though. a six year old ? sike bitch, try seven. ”
“ well, a methhead is someone who regularly does meth. do you regularly do meth ? god, i can never tell kids’ ages. like fucking ever. i’m always so far off. it’d be like, a six-year-old ? sike, try ten. “
“ i guess that’s ONE and only good thing my mother taught me—take great care of your skin even when you’re young. i better glow after how much i dish out on all these creams and special washes. i mean really, forty dollars for a face mask ? but i’m sure you will. your skin is practically flawless. i might even be a little jealous. ”
“ i know. but the good thing is all of the shit i would have to pay extra shipping for to get from over here is at my disposal now. sephora is a bitch to get ahold of now, though. honestly, unless you’re wearing this crazy good foundation that covers up anything, i think you’ll grow up a beautiful old lady with skin like a baby’s butt. the baby face curse does good for both of us. “
“ right ? and literally every eleven year old i’ve seen here lit’ walks around offering you cigarettes and his dick, it’s adorable. oh, i am hitting on you. that’s almost the whole point of this entire conversation. ”
“ well, thank fuck for me that i’ve yet to have an eleven-year-old offer me his dick. what an awkward conversation, honestly. ----- wow. well, you sure don’t sugar coat it. so, what do you expect to get out of me ? “
“ ah, back to that old bulldog, is it ? did i ever tell you about the time me and jack walked in on her and uncle shaun getting frisky ? ”
“ ew ! really ?! god, that’s gross. was uncle shaun dressed up or something ? i just see them getting it on that way. “
I make art, sometimes I make true art, and sometimes it fills the empty places in my life. Some of them. Not all.
Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane
‘’you know, i really outdid myself last night. it only took me one bar performance to partition by beyoncé before i was asked to come home with someone, to flash someone and to marry someone. wednesday night’s a new favorite.’’
“ so, wait, did you get up on the bar and dance or what ? wow, where was i ? “
“ i think i gotta get me some of that fine british meat, don’t you ? ”
“ okay... how about, instead, we go back to talking about aunt theresa ? “
“believe me, i would have gotten in a taxi and gone home so quick. unfortunately, we were in a different country and it wasn’t really an option. all i had was my phone and a milkshake. that’s the dream, isn’t it? some of these people are going to start looking like my grandparents real soon. here’s hoping i’ve still got a good five or six years of this youthful glow left. say a prayer for me.”
“ i feel like, no matter the situation, a phone and a milkshake is always the best way to combat anything. i’ll pray to the good lord every night to keep you youthful. forget those starving kids in africa, you gotta keep your glow. “
“ i don’t consider them worse. i just don’t consider them, period. i mean, they have good songs, like songs that i really like, but are they really that good? it’s not even the overplayed thing, it’s just that i don’t think i understand the band. nirvana, though. i get that. cool, harper it is then—– wait, how? ”
“ i feel like there’s a sixty-year-old lurking in the bushes ready to shoot you for that statement. but, hey, i’m not sixty and as long as you like nirvana, i won’t complain. i really wanna know how you came up with harper, but i’m not gonna push it. ---- what do you mean, how ? uh. okay. well, i’m smart. “
“ i relate to this on a spiritual level. but seriously? i mean you do look young, but not that young. god, some people these days are actually ridiculous. ”
“ y’know, that’s what i was thinking. i was like, maybe if it was alcohol in the states or something, i’d understand. but it’s a lighter and i’m in london. c’mon. “
❛ you’re right, but the cashier has nothing on me. nice to meet you sam, i’m vega but you can call me vee! i don’t think it’s boring i think it’s pretty, what’s your middle name if you don’t mind me asking? ❜
“ true. i mean your hair is f a r superior. mariana. like mariana trench. ---- you have to tell me yours, though. “
You thought blood was running through your veins? No, Dear. You were born with art running vigorously through those veins; painting chaos with each beat of your broken heart.
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“No! I don’t even listen to Nirvana. I can’t believe it. Is she a pyromaniac ?? An arsonist maybe ?? My only other thought is, that sounds eerie as hell and what the fuck did Seattle do to deserve such a consequence ?”
“ you don’t listen to nirvana ? everyone listens to nirvana ! everyone at least knows smells like teen spirit or something, man. come on. what’s your music taste like, then ? i need to know if you’ve just hired me on as your personal music C O N S U L T A N T. “
❛ alright alright alright, we have a winner here, and it’s actually me! it’s settled, you pick the time and date, the rest leave it to me, baby face. ❜
“ that’s a cute nickname, but honestly, i think the cashier might have a copyright pending on that already. my name’s sam. it’s boring, but my middle name’s pretty cool. and i think if we’re going on a date, i should know your name. “
“Oh come on, why do you have to be such a wuss? I do not hang out with wusses. Who the fuck is Frances Farmer?”
“ wh ---- dude. come on. you can’t tell me you’ve never heard of frances farmer. from the nirvana song ? frances farmer will have her revenge on seattle ? “
❛ oh god, does this mean i can actually ask your pretty baby face on a date? because .. just so you know, i’m a bartender so any drinks you want and they’re on me. just tell me when you’re free though—- also no pressure you’re free to say no. ❜
“ free drinks should not be a line, but hey ---- it worked. my baby face says y e s to a drunken date. or a sober one. both work. “
“Pft, I don’t know what you’re talking about! I’m the nicest person I know. Alright…alright, fine that’s a lie. So did you get the lighter or didn’t you ?? I have an idea, let’s burn some shit down!!”
“ U H, okay, frances farmer. calm down. i’m not giving you the lighter. now back away slowly. “
