Patrick Jane Body Pillow

Ripe old age of 19

[kosmogrl]

august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[treefey]

"I want my media to be historically accurate"

Cool, so you want natural fiber costumes with no/nuanced corset slander, people wearing colors, historical hairstyles, people wearing hats or headcoverings and long sleeves outside during the day, no potatoes or pumpkins in pre-columbian Europe, actors with textured skin and wrinkles, minimal makeup, consulting HEMA groups and weapons scholars for all the weapons and fight scenes, a good soundtrack that includes traditional instruments?

Oh, you mean you want 100% white people. Even in crowd scenes in port cities. There's a different word for that.

[samwinchestersdildo]

Went to New York for the first time

Didn't like it

Smelled like weed everywhere and there was a tampon on the Brooklyn Bridge

[i-love-armand]

I made this bc I got bored

[samwinchestersdildo]

@lando-norizz-9

[i-love-armand]

So fricking kewl

[samwinchestersdildo]

Is it?? 😭😭

I'm like the amalgamation of the worst of them all

(also the sexualities) (we got bi bi bi lesbian bi bi straight bi) (so realistic)

[i-love-armand]

Idk the two animated men bc I don’t play a lot of games 😔 but i love all the characters I do know on there!!!

[samwinchestersdildo]

The balding white guy is Trevor Philips from GTA V, he's a mentally unstable bisexual cannibal pilot with deep seated mommy issues. The black guy is CJ from GTA San Andreas, he's the most chaotic man with the most scorching roasts in video game history and his entire personality is just deadpan and done with life

[i-love-armand]

I made this bc I got bored

[samwinchestersdildo]

@lando-norizz-9

[i-love-armand]

So fricking kewl

[samwinchestersdildo]

Is it?? 😭😭

I'm like the amalgamation of the worst of them all

(also the sexualities) (we got bi bi bi lesbian bi bi straight bi) (so realistic)

[i-love-armand]

I made this bc I got bored

[samwinchestersdildo]

@lando-norizz-9

[thepigeonsart]

Les(bian)tat

[assignedmale]

[assignedmale]

[i-love-armand]

Armand defo reads Lestat x Reader fics on his ipad

[samwinchestersdildo]

Lestat reads Louis x Reader

[i-love-armand]

OMG YES

[samwinchestersdildo]

Lestat also reads Lestat x Reader

[i-love-armand]

Armand defo reads Lestat x Reader fics on his ipad

[samwinchestersdildo]

Lestat reads Louis x Reader

[prodigal-strawberry]

iwtv as unhinged ao3 author notes

[cloudabserk]

my haunted doll…

[i-love-armand]

happy pride to all of the sapphics still in love with their ex

[thevampirecaspian]

Lestat walks from his hips and Louis from his shoulders

[esotericaplath]

This sort of information is important to me

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