Hi, I'm Church

Just a regular guy made of numbers. Moved rp to @sanctuaryofepsilon1

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Playing Halo 3 on mute because one of my housemates doesn't want to hear "monsters"

It adds another layer of challenge.

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I didnt buy a new sketchbook just solely to figure out how to draw Halo armor but that is what is happening to it.

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I love confusing the hell out of my local bakeries by ordering seemingly nonsensical cakes. (Halo figures provided by me)

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Moving here from @sanctuaryofepsilon, will fix the name later. It is driving me crazy switching between accounts.

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I have the most important conversations at night.

[midnightmemes]

𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝟎𝟏.   feel free to change anything to better suit your muse  /  oc !

“ be a badass with a big heart. ” “ i don’t rise from the ashes, i make them. ” “ i didn’t even think of doing this until you said i couldn’t so really you’re the one at fault here. ” “ running doesn’t matter. i’ll hunt you down if i have to. ” “ i can lose fucking everything. but not you. oh god, not you. ”  “ going with the idea that nothing can stop me. ” “ i am iron and i forge myself. ” “ i will not sleep. i cannot sleep. i cannot hear those screams again. ” “ you can’t kill something that is already fucking dead. ” “ i’m just prone to violence. ” “ gods will bow. ” “ i could keep you safe, they’re all afraid of me. ” “ they wanna see me dead but i’m looking like a god. ” “ you win some, you lose some. except for me. i always win. ” “ i’m everything you can’t control. ” “ insert something shakespearean involving death and your inevitable doom here. ” “ i refuse to apologize for being a bitch. no one has ever apologized to me for treating me like shit and bringing out the bitch in me. ” “ i’m sorry, i don’t take orders. i barely take suggestions. ” “ i don’t have an attitude problem. you have a problem with my attitude and that’s not my problem. ” “ can’t hear you. i have an ear disease called i don’t fucking care. ” “ at this point, i’m convinced some people were put on the planet just to test my anger management skills. ” “ i didn’t do it. but if i did; i was drunk. ” “ i’m not totally useless. i can be used as a bad example. ” “ for some reason i just thought the plural of ghosts was gheests. ” “ i know what i want and i’m gonna get it. ” “ i do many things solely out of spite. this will be one of them. ” “ c’est la fucking vie. ”  “ i cuddled with my dog for an hour and i feel better. ” “ sleeping is fucking amazing. it’s like getting a free trial of being dead every night. ” “ dogs before bros. actually, dogs before everything. ” “ i’d love to but my dog said no. ” “ i read the rules before i break them. ” “ i’m not actually funny. i’m just really mean and people think i’m joking. ” “ i apparently have ‘behavioral issues’ and i am ‘too defiant’. ”

[phantomemes]

sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”

“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”

“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”

“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”

“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”

“ you can live in the cave ”

“ i’m a big fan of your name ”

“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”

“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”

“ because i’m a masochist ”

“ i’m going to regret this ”

“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”

“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”

“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”

“ cowards  ,  all of you ”

“ i’m strange and off putting ”

“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”

“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”

“ i hate bats ”

“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”

“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”

“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”

“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”

“ i think i’m gonna cry ”

“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”

“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”

“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”

“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”

“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”

“ were you making horse noises ? ”

“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”

“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”

“ well this is horrifying ”

“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”

“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”

“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”

“ you talk to hide from the silence ”

“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”

“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”

“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”

“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”

“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”

“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

[artsilon]

Little did we know You were in pieces after all

[sanctuaryofepsilon2]

Machines don't feel pain

But sometimes it just fucking hurts.

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You have to remember and rescue an old friend director

I TOLD YOU, I'm NOT the fucking Director! And he didn't have friends, he had victims-wait, you're serious? Someone's actually in trouble? 

I don't-

Well, at least stop being so goddamn cryptic and tell me who it is. 

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I fucking love these toys.

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It's so strange to remember a feeling so intensely and not actually feel it.

I remember being in love. I remember the all-consuming passion of it. The joy, the wonder. I remember the soul-crushing void it left. But it's someone else's.

I carry it. But it's not mine.

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I think I heard somewhere that it is Intergalactic Lazy Day so congrats to Grif, I guess

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This isn't giving up,

It's letting go.

18+ Indie RvB RP and Ask blog for Epsilon and the AI Fragments. 10+ years rp experience. I'm here for fun, casual fandom interactions, and getting my heart ripped out by some juicy writing threads. No drama BS. Yes, that beautiful helmet is mine.

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Yes you are the Director Lenard Church you have to remember

Yeah, ha. No, I really don't.  

...

...also, it's spelled "Leonard"...

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Hi Director

Nobody here by that name.

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Unpopular opinion time, what do you think is your most controversial headcanon about your character?

Uh, when I think of head cannons, I think of Sheila. She was a tank. She actually had a cannon for a head. But to be honest, I try not to think too hard about my character. I mean, they say hardship builds character and that should mean I'm like, a fucking castle. But who I am, like, what kind of person I really am deep down...nah. Thinking too hard about that stuff just takes me places I don't want to go, you know?