crocodile 🐊

Clove, 30+, they/them. fic writer. trigun, hyv, ffxiv, witcher. ship and let ship. sampo enjoyer.

[flutterbvnny]

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

[beastliness]

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

[beastliness]

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

[theartloca]

A little bit of Dante to satisfy my most primal needs 🤲✨️💕

[gonzos-humansona]

Woman in front of me in line at the caffe nero changed my life yesterday when she ordered a prosciutto sandwich but pronounced "prosciutto" like it rhymed with mosquito. "Pruh-squee-toe."

I heard this person say "uhhhh yeah can I get a prosquito sandwich please?" and I knew I'd never be the same. Prosquito. Prosquito. Its everything to me. I haven't been able to stop saying that lmfao. This is my spinch. This is my bagel and creem cheems. This is my ranibow sprimkle.

friends and family are already tired of me going crazy over prosquito but its so special to me

[buglikethecomputer]

i hate reddit as a whole but r/kitchenchads is the best fucking thing to come out of any website. look at these. look.

“i have had sex before” absolutely hysterical

[punkitt-is-here]

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[antpainting]

[targetedknowledge]

[saul-tortellini]

It was like the sun came out from behind the clouds...

[afeelgoodblog]

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

[shrewreadings]

Happy Leland Melvin Day!

[squidificati0n]

Happy Leland Melvin Day!

[communistkirby]

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

[crocbites]

health venting //

kind of feeling like everything is a dead end and this is just how i am forever

all my tests are fine except vitamin D deficiency

it's starting to feel psychosomatic lol

[corpse-toy]

Hello This Is The Office Of The Specialist You Were Referred To. We Have Decided To Never Call You To Schedule An Appointment Because You Are Evil And We Do Not Accept Evil Patients

[shittalkingclassicliterature]

[intactics]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[mbrainspaz]

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

[goatgirlballs]

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

[orangecassi-teacups]

They need to make movies like Indiana Jones again and I don't mean make Indiana Jones 27 I mean they need to make fun and awesome action movies that don't focus on being sad and realistic but focus on a guy being awesome and killing nazis and also there's a hot girl who's just as awesome and also kills nazis

[heizzer]

the bus won't arrive